LGQ's 10 Picks for the Hottest Movies Ever Made posted 4/23/2008 9:39:46 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

LipGlossQueen9

I'm bored, and no one is home, and I decided I'd let you all know what the sexiest movies of all time (in my opinion, of course) are.

Your favourite chick flick probably won't be on here, because chances are, I found some reason why it f***ing sucks and decided it should never have been made in the first place.











10. The Producers - John Barrowman, much?
9. Edward Scissorhands - Not only is Johnny Depp so sweet and adorable in this role, but the whole story is so, so romantic. I just wish Kim would've dumped that blond asshole's ass sooner.
8. Untamed Heart - This is the only chick flick I can bear to watch. It's so sad and sweet and it just...gets me every freaking time. That poor Adam and his baboon heart =(
7. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith - This is on here because of Palpatine, as well. He was so sexy in this movie.
6. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi - This made the list mostly because of Palpatine's dialogue.
5. Batman Returns - This movie screams "I AM f***ING SEXY, DAMNIT!" Yeah, I know, Penguin's in it, and that kind of takes away from the sexiness...but Catwoman and Batman both are very sexual symbols. They're hot.
4. Der Untergang- You all knew this was going to be in here, right? I don't know why this is hot. It shouldn't be. It just is. We watch it here from time to time.
3. Hellraiser- A lot of people will disagree with me on this one, but let me say firstly that this is a dangerously sexual movie, if you're an S&M freak like me. I'd also like to point out that Pinhead is a hot wad of sexuality.
2. The American President- While watching this, I couldn't decide if I wanted to be the President that hooked up with a hot lobbyist, or the hot lobbyist that got the President to fall in love with her. Seriously, this movie would bring any lover of politics, or just any sentimental human being, to tears. Especially with Michael Douglas's stirring speech to the Press Corps at the end. This wasn't number one because .... The Thorn Birds is hotter by default.
1. The Thorn Birds- Yes, this is the hottest movie - er, mini-series - ever made. This is the sexiest sacrilegious idea ever invented, and it pisses me off that I didn't come up with it first. I was obsessed with this movie when I was like sixteen, then I became obsessed with it again when I was eighteen in 2005, because it's just so hot that I had to become obsessed with it again. It's just that hot. And the guy (Richard Chamberlain?) is sexy as all hell. He plays for the other team, doesn't he? Oh well, still hot.

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