Not the best start to any morning! posted 4/27/2008 12:23:37 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

530Meliss

Good Morning, I don't think so!

I thought I’d share my morning adventure with you all. I’m sure you’ll gag on it just as much as I did only I hope you don’t have to go throw up after reading it. Yea, that bad!

Last night before bed I had a glass of water. As I was drinking it I started to put it down and thought “finish the water.” I had a thought out of the blue that one of those darned miller moths might land in it if I leave any water in the glass.

So then this morning I got up and as I made my coffee I poured a bit of water into my glass so I could take my allergy pill. I started to drink it and YUCK, I had a hair in my mouth. I set the glass down to pull out the hair. It was a cellar spider and oh yuck, one of its legs was going down my throat and I could FEEL it still kicking.

Just how fast do you think I got to the bathroom so I could throw that leg back up? Even typing this, my gag reflex is flexing again.

So after having that flash thought of a miller moth I just wish I had woken up enough this morning to LOOK in my glass to make sure it was bug free. It’s going to be a long time before I can drink out of that glass again.

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