Woman's Answer:
One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
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chek1678
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Apr 27 @ 6:59PM
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Having a bad day are you ? 
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wiggly
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Apr 27 @ 7:01PM
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 Goes to the next blog down ....
one room please 
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callmemax
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Apr 27 @ 7:10PM
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ok, ok, only one, buttttttttttttttttttttttttt could she please just change the bulb without alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll that drama? 
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selectiveman
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Apr 27 @ 7:11PM
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It's only funny because, in many households, it's true !
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chatillion
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Apr 27 @ 7:32PM
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one_dimple
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Apr 27 @ 7:59PM
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Oh how I remember those days.......I could have written this blog a few years back...lol.....
It's funny, but the drama is oh so true!!! 
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ANGRY_MUPPET
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Apr 27 @ 8:00PM
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 .,anyone we know?  
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EmmeS61
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Apr 27 @ 8:16PM
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I can't identify with this in the least
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katydid438
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Apr 27 @ 8:35PM
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You go girl a rant can be so refreshing even if it doesn't ever change things 
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Angel1964
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Apr 27 @ 9:12PM
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Oh my.... time to get the hormones.... ya think? 
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melodygirl
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May 26 @ 8:20AM
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*Dont do .IT?!
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