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posted 4/29/2008 1:22:29 AM |
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  Blueschic

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate.

While in flight, Barack looked over at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one-hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

After hearing all three of their exchanges, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 200 million people very happy."

I'm voting for the Pilot!

...TnT


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Comments:
hunt4luv

Apr 29 @ 1:31AM  
Beautiful!
matisse731

Apr 29 @ 1:32AM  
I whole-heartedly agree.
ladyvampire

Apr 29 @ 2:03AM  
That pilot has my vote! And I am from AZ, no one here really likes McCain
callmemax

Apr 29 @ 2:38AM  


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sherwithme

Apr 29 @ 5:29AM  

funny!

I like Hillary myself......
ragtopcookie

Apr 29 @ 5:55AM  
looks like im gonna be voting for the black guy.....cookie
aFriendlyBlogger

Apr 29 @ 7:47AM  
I always tell the kids , Watch for the sky ! And, sometimes they look at me as if I am totally wacko ! LOL

Then here comes Hillary and Obama !

They look up in the sky and see greenbacks falling from the sky !

Gee, I wonder who is the whacko now !

( This is NOT a true story, folks . If it was ... I wouldn't even mention any of that to the kids ! )



Kandykammy

Apr 29 @ 8:38AM  
McCain gets my vote! Who would want a liberal in office anyway?
ladykay488

Apr 29 @ 9:01AM  
Funny!
malexand

Apr 29 @ 9:44AM  
"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an 'Election'.

On one side, you have a 'Bitch' who is a Lawyer, married to a Lawyer, and a Lawyer who is married to a 'Bitch' who is a Lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero, married to a beautiful woman with a huge chest, Who owns a Beer distributorship.

Is there a Contest here ?"
DeeLaMarie

Apr 29 @ 11:27AM  
malexand's logic is near indisbutable. I, as a strong conservative, am almost in a sit back and let the democratic candidates destroy each other, but I know that sitting back is never, ever a good thing to do. I do not know how Clinton or Obama will actually have any intelligent vision of what will happen when one of them become "The" candidate and most likely will have to name the other as VP canidate. That'll be interesting.

I got a chuckle out of this blog Blue, thanks.
caffie1

Apr 29 @ 11:46AM  
i vote for the pilot to......
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