JIM : Hello I am in United Kingdom at the moment for business I am new member on here, I created this account long time ago
ANGEL: Make up your mind Jim, are you a newbie or an oldie
JIM : I am here for the first time going through some profile of other member and i came across your profile it was very nice and loving to me.
ANGEL: How fortunate for you yet unfortunate for me
JIM: Well Just looking out here for a woman who is honest and loving to share life with and be the true love of my life forever I will be glad to know you more better
ANGEL: For more better or more worse?
JIM: Am 47 years old am a hot sexy man and God fearing
ANGEL: Do men go through the change of life? Could be the cause of those hot flushes
JIM: I am into the Real Estate Business
ANGEL: Unreal Estate more like
JIM: My wife pass out after given birth to our daughter
ANGEL: 
JIM: asshole doctor did not tell us it going to be risky for her to give birth and i take him to court and i won
ANGEL: Did they included the cost of the smelling salts
JIM: So i have only one daughter and Her name is Caroline and She is going to be 8 yrs soon We both live in Florida I guess thats a litle about me for you to know now lol
ANGEL: lol
JIM: But Bear looking and reading at your profile i believe you are not the kind of woman that is after money but looking for that real love in a man and a true love Right?
ANGEL: Bear? I must stop wearing that honey flavoured lip gloss
JIM: I just believe you are the kind of woman that can make a relationship grow for real i think if i should hear back from you and more about you again we should be able to get to know each other more better someday
ANGEL: I need more time. Like the rest of my life.
JIM: But all i need to do is to be very careful of this internet stuff because i was told there are a lot of scams out here and i dont want to get into there hands any more
ANGEL: Noooo!
JIM: But i just know you sound like what i have been praying for since all this while. for God to let me meet the true love of my life that will be a Good woman to Me and Caroline lol
ANGEL: lmao
JIM: There are alot i need to tell and i will be glad to hear from you soon, I guess if you dont mind having a real chat with me my yahoo ID is *** lets meet there so we can get to know more about each other if we can chat i think chating together will be better And do you have a yahoo ID too? Add me if you have one and If you don't I will advice you get one pls
ANGEL: How about NO
JIM: Hope we can meet one day But tell me what do you think about me What do you really want in this conversation or why are you on this dating site
ANGEL: I could be wrong but I think you're a scammer.
JIM: I want to be serious and Your reply will determine what you are looking for on here Honestly i want someone that will always be in my thinking In my mind Even when i am working she will be part of me and I will like us to be lover and Live together for the rest of our life
ANGEL: Steady!
JIM: I am falling in love for you But i don't know if it's too premature for me to say it to you But my feelings for you It's what is called Love at first sight Maybe you think I am crazy But i am not I am just telling you what i feel by setting my eyes on you
ANGEL: Here, have your eyes back.
JIM: I will like us to be one Two in one and Be happy forever You are too sweet and I find it Difficult that someone will not want you
ANGEL: 
JIM: You are fresh Clean Sexy Pretty Romantic and I like your hair
ANGEL: Que?
JIM: Everything about you is driving driving me crazy
ANGEL: The feeling's mutual!
JIM: I want to take morning shower with you Surprise you with breakfast in bed Call when i am at work every 20 mins to say I love you Wake you up with a kiss If i can not wait for you to wake up I will Leave a gift next to you to find when you wake up Cuddle you for at least 15 minutes before getting up Wake up thirty minutes early so we have time to spend together before going to work I want to Set up a romantic bath or shower for you babe
ANGEL: Someone call the Cheese Police!
JIM: I don't know how you will feel If i call you love Because i am already in love with you I want you to be my Chickadee My Babylicious My Love Nugget
ANGEL: "Love Nugget?"
JIM: I want to spoil you I want to have Romantic Bubble Bath with you Dancing by Candlelight Express your love without holding back Give you backrub I want to Pamper you Well i will stop here
ANGEL: Thank You God!
JIM: I have alot of things i will love to do with someone i want to spend the rest of my life with and I pray it's you I will say more when i get on here again I will be thinking of you and Hoping to read something sweet from you lol Take good care of you self sweet
ANGEL: Bye Jim, say hello to the guys in the Abuse Dept for me 
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Apr 30 @ 12:37PM
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God help us ALL!!!
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Apr 30 @ 12:43PM
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You are talking to him on yahoo right now! Right? I think he is just the kind of GOD FEARING man that all women need! 
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Apr 30 @ 12:44PM
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Are you sure his name is not ALEX?  
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Kat_luvr
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Apr 30 @ 12:44PM
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Ya Missed this.........
Hello I am in United Kingdom We both live in Florida .............He know Bi-Location......... I thought only ghosts and spirits could be in 2 places at once.
I loved this..............JIM: You are fresh Clean Sexy Pretty Romantic and I like your hair and JIM: I am falling in love for you But i don't know if it's too premature for me to say it to you
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debbz32
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Apr 30 @ 12:50PM
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ohhhh damnnnnnn i thought he loved me... 
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jerzygrl328
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Apr 30 @ 12:50PM
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Too funny!!... .Today it's Jim...tomorrow Kelvin, Tim and so on and so on ......
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ladyvampire
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Apr 30 @ 12:59PM
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laughed so hard I had to run to the toilet, oh this is priceless
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buckeye1963
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Apr 30 @ 2:22PM
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Just for the record, I am not the Jim she is referring to. This guy gives all of us "jim's" in the world a bad name. See why I hide behind a nic that has nothing to do with my real name?
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JimNastics
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Apr 30 @ 2:50PM
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Yeah, what Bucky said. 
Whoops  I don't hide my name. 
Hey, this guy/gal/scammer/ahole is into real estate too ! 
If he said he was from NJ, I'd have to kick some serious tail. 
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leprichaun_magic
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Apr 30 @ 3:21PM
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;;hmmm..if he likes Chicken nuggetts so much ...am sure .he d find a nice God Fearing Lady down at the Local KFC.... 
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teacuppoms
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Apr 30 @ 6:04PM
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we are talking on instant messenger for the past 3 days
i even chatted with his 8 year old caroline today and she called me mum boy oh boy
this guy is a player u can tell him peggy said so
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LilMissGiggles
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Apr 30 @ 6:35PM
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Toooooooooooo Funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Angel hun
Has he got a brother....  
Kudos hun  
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Blueschic
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Apr 30 @ 8:20PM
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I agree you are too funny. Here's a Kudo.
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jelltex
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May 1 @ 2:00AM
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Hey, Love Nugget!!!!!
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Bionic_Angel
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May 1 @ 10:48AM
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Just to clarify - this wasn't an actual IM conversation. I have been creative with an email I received. Every word he says is verbatim, give or take the odd comma but my side of things is strictly what crossed my mind at the time. I would have gone into more detail as regards my thinking but there's only so much one can fit into a blog until it screams "No more please!". I could have simply posted his email but I thought it might be easier to read and funnier this way. It seems I've made a few laugh, so I'm happy. 
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stephendedalus
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May 4 @ 3:01PM
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Jim: Bear, you mean you're not my babylicious love nugget? I was so look forward to bubble baths, you are so clean and I miss that since my wife passed out giving birth.
Deda: How did you get in here? This building was locked, with the alarm on!
Jim: I can be in U.K. and Florida at same time!
I am BIONIC SCAMMER! I thought I found my Jamie Sommers, but she don't like being called a nugget.
Deda: Ya can't explain women sometimes! She probably doesn't go for green skinned guys with bones through their nose anyway!
Jim: My mommy gave me that bone after she passed out giving birth to me!
Deda: Kind goes with your Pebbles Flintstone hairdo!
(great blog, Angel, I liked it so much I just had to write a short sequel!   )
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misschoos
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May 4 @ 3:11PM
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Chickadee My Babylicious My Love Nugget
Go girl, what are you waiting for?
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Fender
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May 4 @ 4:47PM
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omg is that for real?
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MarkAndy
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May 14 @ 11:39AM
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That is a brilliant, fantastic, hilarious, genius, wonderful, amazing, awesome piece of writing.
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