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Forgive Your Enemies

posted 4/30/2008 5:07:52 PM |
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  Blueschic

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said:




'I've outlived the bitches.'





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Comments:
cancun1999

Apr 30 @ 5:10PM  
Blueschic

Apr 30 @ 5:13PM  
May we all be as lucky!!!!
john49887

Apr 30 @ 5:16PM  
My kind of woman!
Blueschic

Apr 30 @ 5:17PM  
John...Here, here!
classic57

Apr 30 @ 5:31PM  
Blueschic

Apr 30 @ 5:40PM  
Thanks Classic.
fenderchick

Apr 30 @ 6:20PM  
Awesome
Mellajenn

Apr 30 @ 6:51PM  
aFriendlyBlogger

Apr 30 @ 8:07PM  
Now, why can't Men be this lucky ?






Blueschic

Apr 30 @ 8:12PM  
Hey Fender Whatcha doin' with your awesome self? Oh were you talking about the blog?
Blueschic

Apr 30 @ 8:13PM  
Thanks Mellajenn.
capobeachguy

Apr 30 @ 8:13PM  
Now, why can't Men be this lucky ?

Men die earlier than women...because they want to!!!
Blueschic

Apr 30 @ 8:14PM  
AFB...Chalk it up to us bein' cuter!!! Best I could come up with,
Blueschic

Apr 30 @ 8:27PM  
Cappo....You ain't right......did you get that Black Label yet? Me thinks so!!!
loreal

Apr 30 @ 9:43PM  
ladykay488

May 3 @ 8:34PM  
I love this joke!
cancun1999

May 3 @ 9:11PM  
I love everyone...even the ones who don't love me..
Sugar_Lee

May 5 @ 4:04PM  
OMG... I loved it!
cancun1999

May 5 @ 4:39PM  
I love this blog gf..
CHARLIgurl1

May 5 @ 4:59PM  
Great!
srs2001

May 15 @ 12:27AM  
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