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Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darndest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please... Come on
Wife: All right, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it
yourself. 
...TnT
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street
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May 3 @ 3:13AM
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Marry me ??? 
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Blueschic
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May 3 @ 3:18AM
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Street...I think you're havin' another one of those nights with a big bar tab...
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bardnsage
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May 3 @ 3:22AM
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Blueschic
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May 3 @ 3:25AM
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Hey I'm only the messenger... 
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street
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May 3 @ 3:26AM
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Bar tab ??? How dare you !!!,,,,It's only $125 right now ...BAR IS OPEN ,,, 
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Blueschic
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May 3 @ 3:27AM
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OOps...time difference!
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street
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May 3 @ 3:28AM
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Burp ' ,,,,,Oh you sexy BEAST !!!!! 
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Blueschic
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May 3 @ 3:29AM
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Who...What...Where??? 
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john33142
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May 3 @ 4:28AM
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window ....
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loreal
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May 3 @ 8:42AM
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I'd try to open it and it would brake!
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ladykay488
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May 3 @ 8:55AM
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You had me going!
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Sugar_Lee
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May 3 @ 8:56AM
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 Thanks for the laugh..
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cancun1999
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May 3 @ 9:05AM
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How cute...thanks gf.. 
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matisse731
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May 3 @ 9:27AM
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 I needed that.
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Angel1964
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May 3 @ 10:27AM
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That was cute.. 
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JimNastics
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May 3 @ 11:19AM
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Newsbreak; Peeping tom arrested outside couple's window fast asleep 
While being led away in cuffs, he allegedly thanked officers for preventing coma and adding some excitement to his night.
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Sugar_Lee
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May 5 @ 4:05PM
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Jim, to funny...
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cancun1999
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May 5 @ 4:38PM
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I think I forgot to tell you how much I love your joke..
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