So...you've been warned!!!
Did you know that the world is going to end on December 21, 2012? Makes me wonder why I continue to sock all that cash into a 401k when I could be using it to date twin hookers and drink myself closer to liver failure...never quite reaching my goal before the Earth is no more.
I'm not one of those, "Repent all ye sinners, for the end of the world approaches" kind of prophet. I have one special gift that leads me to this conclusion of doom and gloom.
I can read.
If you get bored...like I do every single day at work.... try searching Google for information about that specific date plus the words "end of the world". You'll probably start reading very skeptically. I know I did.
But it turns out that several cultures, religions and even an advanced computer program designed to predict the social and economic trends for upcoming years have all decided that time simply runs out on December 21, 2012. Some fairly accurate predictive systems used by the Chinese (I Ching) and the Mayan people have settled on the same date as the end of the world while being written at different times in history and on different continents.
Why does the world end? There are several theories that differ depending upon the culture who predicted the date of doomsday, but the concensus seems to center around a polarity shift in the Earth's magnetic fields...either from some sort of solar radiation burst from our sun or a massive radiation burst from the center of our galaxy...things that scientists are starting to realize happen on a fairly common basis...once every 25,000 years, and this cycle of rebirth and destruction is likely the culprit for the devastation of cultures like Atlantis or what wiped the pyramid building cultures off the face of the Earth.
So...what will the end be like? I've been reading some things that make me a tiny bit unhappy. Such a magnetic shift could cause the crust of the Earth to move around on the liquid mantle sending continents scooting from one end of the globe to the other in what would be mere moments. Every fault line on Earth goes off at once sending 10+ magnitude earthquakes all over the world...every volcano errupts at once...massive tidal waves...what amounts to nuclear winter for years. Nearly everything on the planet is killed or destroyed. There is also a theory that says the atmosphere could be blown apart...exposing the planet to the sun's full radiation...burning many alive instantly and inflicting horrible cancers on the survivors.
So why am I bothering to finish these month-end reports?
And why doesn't our government warn us this is going to happen?
Because society as we know it would end on the day they told us. No reason to obey laws. All social fabric and morality would break down. Fear and anger would take over. People would become animals until they were wiped off the globe to be replaced by whatever comes next.
Why am I telling you?
Because I'm bored, people!!! Were you not paying attention, earlier?!?! 
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.....
Kyle~
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Fender
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May 5 @ 4:05PM
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 Kyle, you could be spending that money on me you know 
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caffie1
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May 5 @ 4:19PM
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K~....can i confess what i want/need b4 the end of the world?
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imlost2
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May 5 @ 4:34PM
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There is alot going around about the world ending in four years. It's kinda scarey to say the least. I wonder how many are taking it serious? It's kind of hard to believe, so the best one can do is, I guess, try to be ready to meet your Maker.
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caffie1
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May 5 @ 4:37PM
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 still going at my list......
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misschoos
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May 5 @ 5:07PM
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How can you be bored when you have all that thinking to do? ;)
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brunettee62
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May 5 @ 8:21PM
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Thinking is good........but then one has to have fun too! 
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Sugar_Lee
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May 7 @ 6:13PM
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You've got to stop thinking so much! 
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Bionic_Angel
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May 8 @ 11:28AM
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YAY!!! The end of the World! Can't come quickly enough for me right now. Can't we do something to bring that date a little further forward? Perhaps I need to be increasing my carbon footprint (would help if I could walk) or stock up on CFC gasses  .
Wanna use some of that money you have to visit the UK and have a bit of fun with a one legged 46 year old woman before we all pop our clogs Kyle? Well, in my case "clog" ....
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briteyes35
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May 10 @ 8:18AM
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they said that before to so nobody knows when the world will end except god. how sad someone says they know when the world will end
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