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EternalFlame
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May 10 @ 8:10AM
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Luke, I am your father
*insert heavy breathing here*
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ragtopcookie
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May 10 @ 8:12AM
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father to his son..........son...if shes not good enough for her own family...shes not good enough for ours.......punch line to an old kentucky joke......hehehehehhe....cookie
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maggiemae684
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May 10 @ 8:16AM
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Bless me Father for I have sinned..... 
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CHARLIgurl1
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May 10 @ 8:42AM
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you nut.
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justme836
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May 10 @ 8:46AM
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I see that the sex change is working well for you....................
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jerzygrl328
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May 10 @ 8:56AM
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Hi, Dad! 
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PrettyGreenEyes578
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May 10 @ 9:07AM
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You have so many amazing facets to your personality, my Friend!
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PullMyFinger
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May 10 @ 9:43AM
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can you hear it?
it's coming....
the monster is out of the closet...
MOAB is close...
and we ain't talkin Utah....
shhhhhhh...
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Angel1964
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May 10 @ 9:55AM
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Um......  ....... Ah.............  ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Well...............  ............ Oh my...................I guess I was expecting a bit more.................. you know. like thunder and lightning and a poof or two...... but that's good too...  
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fenderchick
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May 10 @ 10:07AM
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I'm a guy in real life too. It's such a relief to let it out finally.
...I hope I can still keep my friends here even though I am a 50 year old man disguised as a 30 year old woman.
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LaughTillYaPuke
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May 10 @ 10:27AM
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insert heavy breathing here
Well EF....I know where I want to insert it, I just can't seen to find that juju.
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sciurusniger
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May 10 @ 10:36AM
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Are we there yet, Daddy? 
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EternalFlame
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May 10 @ 11:18AM
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Well EF....I know where I want to insert it, I just can't seen to find that juju
Have I mentioned how much I love my friends?
Who's your Daddy?
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aFriendlyBlogger
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May 10 @ 12:23PM
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AMEN !
P.S. Happy Mother's Day, MissChoos !
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BeachCrete
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May 10 @ 12:39PM
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Father...where is Mom...I'm hungry! 
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PsychoMagnet
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May 10 @ 12:52PM
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You know why they call people from Indiana "Hoosiers"? Because there's so many bastards in Indiana they're always going around asking "Whose your father? Whose your father?" .......punch line to an old Indiana joke
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American_Woman
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May 10 @ 1:20PM
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Hey Bud, your hormones need adjusting
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LaughTillYaPuke
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May 10 @ 1:43PM
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Who's your Daddy?
Oooooh, do you really want me to go their girl? I could you know. I would you know.
Punish me, love me, take care of me, let me sit in your lap!
Love you too girly! 
Are we turning gay?
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ladyvampire
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May 10 @ 2:15PM
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Ok FATHER, I want the following, please sit down for this!
I want the million dollar home I am in love with, a mercedes mc clarin, (478,000.00) This houseboat I saw (2 mil) and about 30 mil in my own account.. and all the things i want to furnish that house.. and that is just for starters!  
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EternalFlame
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May 10 @ 2:22PM
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Are we turning gay?
Only for you, you sexy BAMF, only for you
We now end this strange flirting episode and return you to your regularly scheduled blog
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LaughTillYaPuke
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May 10 @ 2:31PM
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Only for you, you sexy BAMF, only for you
What the hecks a BAMF?!?
We now end this strange flirting episode and return you to your regularly scheduled blog
Your going to cut me off? Pffft. I don't think so missy. 
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kattsmeow
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May 10 @ 3:58PM
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Sophocles:
A short saying often contains much wisdom
~*~
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Santo007
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May 10 @ 6:23PM
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ok, let's play some bryan ferry: Voodoo warning
Is calling
Down in limbo
Moonlight lush life
Bears strange fruit
Down in limbo
Come with me now
A moth to a flame
You never get near enough
You try again
Closer now
Oh how we dance
The spirit holding us
In a trance
Bamboo dancer
No stranger
Down in limbo
Can you tango?
Takes two to
Down in limbo
You are the one
Now is the time
Let your memory beat the drum
On the street car line
Voodoo warning
Is calling
Down in limbo
Moonlight lush life
Bears strange fruit
Down in limbo
Creole tattoo
I buy you
Down in limbo
Heartbeat you mistreat
I owe you
Down in limbo
--Limbo 
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justlkn853
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May 10 @ 6:39PM
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If your the Father, then I'm the Mother.... ...Happy Mother's Day...
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luvshorses644
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May 10 @ 9:00PM
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From Yentl:
Oh God-our heavenly Father.
Oh, God-and my father
Who is also in heaven.
May the light of this
Flickering candle
Illuminate the night the way
Your spirit illuminates my soul.
Papa, can you hear me?
Papa, can you see me?
Papa can you find me in the night?
Papa are you near me?
Papa, can you hear me?
Papa, can you help me not be frightened?
Looking at the skies I seem to see
A million eyes which ones are yours?
Where are you now that yesterday
Has waved goodbye
And closed its doors?
The night is so much darker;
The wind is so much colder;
The world I see is so much bigger
Now that I'm alone.
Papa, please forgive me.
Try to understand me;
Papa, don’t you know I had no choice?
Can you hear me praying,
Anything I'm saying
Even though the night is filled with voices?
I remember everything you taught me
Every book 1've ever read...
Can all the words in all the books
Help me to face what lies ahead?
The trees are so much taller
And I feel so much smaller;
The moon is twice as lonely
And the stars are half as bright...
Papa, how I love you...
Papa, how I need you.
Papa, how I miss you
Kissing me good night
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redtigr
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May 10 @ 11:45PM
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What's your name?
(What's your name?)
Who's your daddy?
(Who's your daddy? He rich?)
Is he rich like me?
Has he taken
(Has he taken)
Any time
(Any time to show)
To show you what you need to live?
Tell it to me slowly
Tell you what?
I really want to know
It's the time of the season for loving
Daddy's a Zombie...
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suzzieq356
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May 11 @ 8:35AM
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Happy Mother's day Father! 
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Santo007
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May 11 @ 6:00PM
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Why don't you ask him if he's going to stay?
Why don't you ask him if he's going away?
Why don't you tell me what's going on?
Why don't you tell me who's on the phone?
Why don't you ask him what's going on?
Why don't you ask him who's the latest on his throne?
Don't say that you love me!
Just tell me that you want me!
Tusk! Tusk! Tusk! Tusk!
Tusk! Tusk! Tusk! Tusk!
Tusk! Tusk! Tusk! Tusk!
Tusk! Tusk! Tusk! Tusk!
Tusk!
-fleetwood mac
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mystery2u888
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May 11 @ 9:55PM
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ok........I thought it over some........and I will allow that......
xoox
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suzzieq356
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May 11 @ 10:40PM
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Ouch....My head hurt's father!!!! 
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miss_coulthard
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May 13 @ 6:59PM
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ove you
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