WHEN I M AN OLD LADY

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
and bring so much happiness,just as for me, they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they provided,
returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
and I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll nose in their things just to hear them screech.

I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.

I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click. I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
and play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.)

And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
and say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.