I've been in shotgun shacks, I've been in $80,000 houses, $250,000 homes, $10,000,000 mansions, But the best place I have ever been in, was a 2008 black stone castle. This place was equipped with a spit that you shove through the anus of a bull, a whole bull, horns and all. With a pig impelled on each horn. The room had a grated floor with natural gas flames rising up from it. The land had natural gas on it so the gas was free. The floor had an automatic high heat/pressure steam washer that after each use the steamer self cleaned the floor and drained off down a sloped grade. And that was just the roasting quarters.
At the end of the driveway standing infront of the huge entrance door that automatically rose with a remote, stood a stone statue of Satan, in each hand was mounted a M61 Vulcan 20mm minigun. Remote controlled. Satan's eye's were surveillance cams. Equipped with infrared, night vision, and motion detectors.
The 100,000 acres was fenced off like the tightest maximum security prison on the face of this earth. It had wild deer, gazels and antelope that fed the lions.
The castle was located on the peak of a mountain. On the top of the castle was a landing pad the sat a black harrier jump jet. Airbrushed on each side of the jet was a deep dark red upside down diamond tipped crucifix. At the top of the crucifix, were two demon horns.
Inside the castle on each corner of the great room that housed the dining room, known as the feasting quarter combined with the living room, known as the living quarter, there were stone dragons with natural gas flames coming from the nostrils and mouth. Which lit the place at night.
The rest of what this place had and what it was or where it's located, I can not divulge. But I can tell you this much, it sure isn't trying to keep up with the Joneses.This place will annihilate the Joneses and all those trying to keep up with them.
All I can tell you, if Hell's gate exists, then this place was it.
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