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Jerry was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital.
There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he
was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of
voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we
ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"
Old Jerry had had enough of this particular nurse. One
day, Old Jerry had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray,
and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a urine
bottle to fill for testing.
The juice was apple juice. So . you know where the juice
went! The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine
bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little
cloudy today ."
At this, Old Jerry snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run
it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted! . . Old Jerry just smiled!
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