The Good, The Bad, and the Downright Ugly... posted 5/15/2008 6:19:20 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: good, bad, ugly

Intellectual_Masochist

The Good - Starting at a gym to get yourself back in shape...
The Bad - Turning up your MP3 player, forgetting where you are, and starting to sing on the treadmill...
The Ugly - To Flashdance...

The Good - Remembering to set your Office Assistant to On when you go on vacation...
The Bad - Forgetting to turn off your Office Assistant when you return...
The Ugly - For 3 weeks...

The Good - Your favorite Private Pooping Place at work is clean...
The Bad - Your favorite Private Pooping Place has poop streaks...
The Ugly - On the seat...

The Good - Getting a free meal because the service was lousy...
The Bad - Getting your next meal free...
The Ugly - Because you have projectile diarrhea...

The Good - Your cute neighbor flirts with you when you get home...
The Bad - Your ugly neighbor flirts with you when you get home...
The Ugly - Your ugly neighbor is the same sex as you...

I thought I had more of these in me... But apparently they've escaped my mind...

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