Now that I have your attention - this blog is really about going on dates with my three dogs. Actually, it is even more an exercise in free speech. Never had a date from Match Doctor, or even a phone call, but at least it is one place where people can speak their minds, no matter their political or social viewpoint.
During the past seven years, the media has become so controlled by threats of losing advertising, that most Americans don't even know what has been happening to their country. They don't see it directly unless they appear to be a current or future threat to somebody in power. They must also be good little consumers, who confine their interests to whining about the lack of a date.
In the year 2000, my stepfather informed me that if I didn't come over to his side and join the Republican Party, I would have no money, no friends, no girl friend, no wife and no children. I thought he was crazy, but weird things started to happen soon thereafter, when I continued to be a free thinker. Women I had dated once would get calls from state, county or federal law enforcement officers informing them that I was either a terrorist, serial killer or child molester.
In 2002, a woman was made a girlfriend temporarily to tell me that if I joined the Republican Party, I would soon be governor of Georgia and have lots of money. In 2004 three total strangers from another part of the country, who claimed to be members of Desert Storm Veterans for Bush, sent me emails stating that if I filled my yard with Bush-Cheney campaign signs, I would soon be rich and beautiful women would be beating down my door. If I didn’t put up the signs I would continue to have no money and the U.S. Army would kill me with a slow death ray. I sent print outs of the original emails to the Atlanta FBI office. The ONLY response was that my computer’s hard drive was destroyed one day while I was away. Well, I have not had a woman touch me since 2002, and the same professional killers who were assigned to capture Osama bin Laden were assigned the job of exterminating me - with the same results. Win some - lose some eh guys?
So, my three Scottish Herd Dogs and I are having a grand time exploring the wilds. My presence in a particular area immediately causes all levels of law enforcement to scramble, especially if I talk to an attractive woman of child-bearing age and she likes me. No, I am not exaggerating. I actually had a SUV of the United States Police (whatever that is) following me yesterday, after I chatted briefly with a lovely lady, who was of Creek heritage like me. I am always a gentleman, by the way. I treat all women with the respect I give my sister.
The dogs and I did have an experience of a life time, though, last weekend. We were hiking in the Nantahala National Forest (North Carolina) when a beautiful female Red Wolf came out of a rhododendron thicket and played with my dogs for about five minutes. They splashed and chased each other in a mountain creek. She even tagged along behind us for awhile on the trail. She was not afraid of me. The Red Wolf was almost extinct and is now making a slow comeback in the mountains.
Has anyone else on Match Doctor ever seen a Red Wolf on any of their dates?
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