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Early Spring and Pictures to Make you Smile ... and the Golden Screw

posted 5/18/2008 10:08:14 PM |
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William Wordsworth:

Written in Early Spring

I heard a thousand blended notes
While in a grove I sate reclined,
In that sweet mood when pleasant thoughts
Bring sad thoughts to the mind.

To her fair works did Nature link
The human soul that through me ran;
And much it grieved my heart to think
What Man has made of Man.

A few pictures for you:

A Rose-breasted grosbeak:
Rose-breasted grosbeak on feeder hook

and it's song.. click on the arrow above the "listen" on the link:
song of the rose-breasted grosbeak

and an Indigo Bunting:
Indigo bunting at my feeder

and it's song:
song of the indigo bunting

and the sunset this evening:
Tonite's Sunset

and for gramps (thanks again Lou!!!): The Golden Screw:

Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do.
The boy never understood why it was there, but like it or not, he was stuck with it.

All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends.

One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal.

After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awakens, the screw will have been removed.

The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple haze floated in an open window, bearing in its mist, a golden screwdriver. In just moments, the screw-driver removed the screw and disappeared out the window.

The next morning when the boy woke, he saw the golden screw laying on the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no screw there!

Jubilant, he leaped out of bed, and his butt fell off. The moral to this is:



"Don't screw around with things you don't understand ... you could lose your ass".

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Comments:
kattsmeow

May 18 @ 10:12PM  
~*~.
Wonderful pictures.
fenderchick

May 18 @ 10:35PM  
I loved the sunset picture the best. The colors are beautiful. Reminds me of here.

The joke, well it was too darn funny like usual
redtigr

May 18 @ 10:38PM  
Smiling... and too sleepy to comment except to say: beautiful birds...

~*~
burnslikethesun

May 18 @ 10:42PM  
Yes luv yes. Thank you
Tiramisu4u

May 18 @ 10:51PM  
That was soo lovely!

I put a sunset off my dock on profile pic....LOVES sunsets!
EmmeS61

May 19 @ 12:25AM  
The Indigo Bunting is absolutely gorgeous. All of your pictures are incredible.

Thank you so much for sharing them and some laughter.
firecracker4unow

May 19 @ 4:26PM  
very nice, you must like birds, no harm in that. Also that sun-set was great. Nice to be with someone special and watch the sun go down. Take care and have a great night.
Redwicket

May 19 @ 4:39PM  
Oh Luvs...Don't mess with That Screw...Hahaha..Love it. Kudos
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Early Spring and Pictures to Make you Smile ... and the Golden Screw