I never thought it would happen to me...
Over the past few days, I have been flirting with a Florida gal who talks a good game. Now, I doubt she even exists.
From West African women wanting to wed their soulmates in America to the supermodels who seem to have twenty-six profiles all dedicated to showing you their pay-to-play webcam, I'm beginning to think no real romance exists on this site. How have I become so jaded???? I suppose it's possible that I'm swallowing the medicine of a life spent being less than honest and faithful. I'm reaping my whirlwind, perhaps...
But it stings!!! I expected the people who showed an interest in me to be upstanding and dependable. I expected give and take. I expected them to be more honest than me!!!!!!!
I expected to get a naked picture when I send them one at their request!!!
But no such picture ever came. No response to my last message. Just a compliment on my penis and then no more. Now my penis feels rejected!! His confidence is shaken. A passive-aggressive judgement has been made, and he waits in vain for the photographic reciprocity that will once again make him feel worthy. His proud portrait to be shared no more. To dangle ashamed...his only friends are two nuts and a butthole. We've all been there....
I'll be a fool no more!! My eyes are open! From this day forward, my cock is a photographic recluse...the Howard Hughes of penises.
And Florida women are cock-teasing liars!!!! 
Have a nice day!
Kyle~
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ragtopcookie
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May 29 @ 9:26AM
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A man has to do what a man has to do......and to think .....ive just been doing the dirty talk with the women on here.....maybe its time to crank up the web cam and live alittle.......cookie
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Elbereth529
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May 29 @ 9:42AM
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oh my... you poor, poor baby! 
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Fender
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May 29 @ 9:48AM
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Oh Kyle, my heart is just breaking for you 
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eastham
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May 29 @ 9:50AM
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I suppose it's possible that I'm swallowing the medicine of a life spent being less than honest and faithful. I'm reaping my whirlwind, perhaps...
You reap what you sew....
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KnittinKitten
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May 29 @ 11:59AM
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Ohhh Kyle,
If you ONLY knew what this upstanding, dependable, honest, FLORIDA WOMAN thinks of your online antics...and your poor rejected penis............
She thinks....
If you had only kept it a photographic recluse, until the proper time for its unveiling,
it might not now be "dangling ashamed",, It could possibly be giving you a thrill of a lifetime... 
My goodness, WHEN are some of you men EVER gonna learn??? 
More sincerely than you would ever believe...
Knittin Kitten
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Tunes4u
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May 29 @ 1:47PM
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Lets try...
You reap what you sow......
Or maybe it's
you rape what you sew
heh heh
tunes
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MintSummer
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May 29 @ 4:28PM
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seen one, seen em' all sorry, couldn't resist 
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kaylakayla1971
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Jun 4 @ 1:58PM
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Okay I have to defend myself....I AM THE HORRIBLE FLORIDA GAL. the cock-teasin liar..no less ..but ya'll i have to come clean and admit it was the pure intimidation of Kyles huge cock that made me tuck tail and run......I feared that one day I might actually encounter the monster, and it frightened me....... given such a honor to have visualized the Howard Hughes of penises.....I was worried that...maybe I could not accomidate such a huge manly work of God....... 
LOL .......Im just teasin, yall! I was out of pocket for a while due to some minor
surgery. But Im back.....and Kyles life will never be the same..... 
But I have to agree with Knitten Kitten guys....we want to see the real thing
when its time..pictures cant please us......it just leaves us in a wet mess....
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sweetblueyedarling
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Jul 25 @ 4:39PM
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Oh behave cookie!   
..........and Kyle....tell Mr Hughes Penis that he just needs better friends!  
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Bionic_Angel
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Jan 9 @ 12:54PM
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I knew where to come when I needed cheering up.  
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HopelesslyHopeful
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Jun 30 @ 4:01PM
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I agree with the red-hatted knitting lady!
Anyway, make up your mind what you are looking for. If it's romance, then don't waste your time with someone who is portraying themselves as a hot babe who wants to share piccies with you; and don't write to women to tell them how wonderful their lips are, and such as that. Well, not too much.
And, if it's just sex, then pay the webcam babe and have fun and stop your whining.
But, for goodness sakes, make up your mind which it is, because women who want sex are not going to want to be pressured into romantic weirdness, and women who want a serious relationship are not going to want to be come onto, they are going to want conversation.
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