One To Go at the CI................. posted 6/1/2008 11:06:16 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor

LongRanger278

After working in the garden for a few hours in Petoskey I got a little hungry. After a night of sipping casa noble reposado with a few cold Chimay's apparently I looked a little rough around the edges.

Pulling into a local coney island with landscaping by the Munsters my sarcastic personality kicked in when after a several minute conversation with a waitress hottie in the bullseye she asks what do you do for living, I proudly stated lawn and landscaping.

She goes I can tell you look like a hard worker. How much you charge for a lawn. I replied " I'd probably mow your lawn for free ". She laughed and went to get my order. When she came back this hot little blonde asked " do you edge and weed whack ", I said " oh yeah, front and back ".

At checkout,

I go up to the cashier stand and delicious blonde in the bullseye is collecting cash. I pay my bill and at the top of my receipt is ( )***-****. She smiled and said, " I have a small lawn"..............

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