That's Latin for... "She finally sent me a picture of herself naked, and it was smokin' hot"
It was brought to my attention this morning that I owe Florida women... and a particular tight little package named ********** an apology for suggesting that they are...and she is... a lying cock-tease. After receiving, via email, a photograph of female genitalia so perfect, gorgeous and erection-inspiring that I wrote it a poem, I wanted to share with you all how corrected I now stand:
Ode To Her Va-Jay-Jay
So much joy
It had a toy
the soft pinkness of the skin
Hello! Invite me in?
Playing coy...your sideways smile
The likeness is uncanny
Between your magical poo-nanny
and the Master's works of art
your lips forever part
and reveal the secrets of the universe
'Twas such a special treat'
to finally meet your meat
so fair the deal we made
the picture you did trade
and I was wrong to suggest you'd just take my picture and not send me one in return even though you took a really long time to do it, but I must admit it was worth the wait.
Kyle~
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