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posted 6/20/2008 12:52:24 AM |
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  poeticcougar

ahhhhhhhhhhh we've all felt that sudden rush of adrenaline, or hearts racing in excitement when we see that flashing red light....no, NOT the cops ready to pull you over for speeding (oh wait, "I" get that rush...handcuffs! woohoo!!!![e5] ). I mean that lovely flashing red "New Mail" alert.

But then we hit our Inbox....nothing (well maybe, depends on how you have your filters set...). Check our junk mail and BAM! It's a love letter....gracefully written from yet another scammer.

I mean he couldn't wait to write to me soonest to divulge his undying love thta the profile and picture sent through him like an angel with her wings. He is God fearing and honest. And widowed...with a child. awwwwwwwwww it is a sad story. He knew immediately that our structures would work together as a man and a woman. But even though he has a picture posted, if I add him to my Yahoo he will send me pics of himself. (Why ARE all these scammers such goodlooking men? I mean they are all model material yet their descriptions of height and weight are all anorexic?! ) But I do give him/her kudos for posting someone else's photo....I mean at least it isn't a picture of some random animal. And their screen names...at least they are using something we can pronounce.

Sigh...if only I were a scammer....then there would be at least 50 blogs or comments a day written about ME all praise the mighty scammer, the only "person" on here who is treated like a celebrity. Why? Because we are all curious to see what they will come up with next. And if ya can't whine about them...what CAN you blog about?


Have a GREAT Friday! I know I will...scammers and all

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Comments:
thenewguy295

Jun 20 @ 1:47AM  
Well seeing as the scammers are looking ultimately for money imagine how their little hearts pitter patter when they get a 'new mail' alert, anticipating what they are gonna get only to be disappointed when they get your message asking them if you can crash on their couch when you get out of jail.
fenderchick

Jun 20 @ 8:25AM  
That's the only romantical mail I get, I never want it to stop
jamminjerry

Jun 20 @ 11:37AM  
the latest red flags for me are the "gals" who are native american and have PhD's LOL i also get excited to see the red lite flashing! lately the gals have been short and way over 200 lbs! some as much as 250! we be jammin
imlost2

Jun 20 @ 1:14PM  
Yes I know what you mean lol. They haven't figured out the feet and inches thingy yet lol. I have seen them 4ft 2 and 250 lbs. or 6ft. 2 and 145 lbs. wondering, what is wrong with these people lol. I can imagine myself walking hand and hand down the street with them lol. And then there's that long drive to work. They live in NY with a PHD in the beginning of their profile, but when I get to reading the profile, they work in travel or gem collecting in florida, dang, they must have to get up pretty early to get to work is all I have to say lol. Sure is a waste of a college education too by the way. lol tc Lost
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