MISSING HUSBAND !!!! posted 6/20/2008 11:04:39 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: women, men, laughter, gifts, joke

albertafire

John was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him
'Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds,

AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning John got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window
and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped
in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

John has been missing since Friday.

Please pray for him .

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