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sloriver

I surfed through here one day and saw blogland and decided to stay. I never thought I’d find the love of my life on line. That kind of thing only happens in movies like Sleepless in Seattle. I just figured I’d write a few blogs, read a few, play around in the forums and find a few things to chuckle at. We are creatures of habit and tend to hold on to basic opinions but we’re also creatures of change. We adapt. When something slaps us hard enough to get our attention we MIGHT change a basic opinion.

I actually started to believe I might find someone on here. I read blogs that, if honest, indicated there REALLY were interesting women who weren’t nutzy at the same time. I won’t mention any names but Idaho, Wisconsin, Georgia, Ohio, Florida, California, and Texas, the Carolinas, and New Jersey are full of them. They’re literally behind every bush. So after a respectable number of months here in MD Blogland I have pretty much gotten my ideas together for a new profile.

About myself:
I’m a warm sensitive soulmate type Mr. Right who likes to dance, loves children and animals, volunteers for charity work but never when my mate wants to do something else. I clean house, do laundry, take out the garbage and replace the bag when I do, Absolutely love foreplay and require a goodly amount of afterplay. I’m happy only when my mate is happy. I’m a strong, protective man who can cry. I’m everything else you want. Just let me know.

My idea of a great date:
I want a great conversation over the dinner table. I want to move the flower vase so I can look into her eyes, not her cleavage. I want to laugh and have great banter. I want to find that the music is perfect for dancing and find that the conversation can’t even stop while we tango. I want to take our shoes off and carry them while we walk on the beach and admire the moonlight on the water. And everything else you want. Just let me know

The person I would like to meet:
I want a girl from Northern Alaska who never travels to the south. I want her to be absolutely opposed to relocating. I want there to be no jobs for me where she lives and no chance of my moving there. I’ve found that the further away a woman lives from Simpson, Illinois the more interesting and desirable she is. I know a girl from Barrow will be absolutely perfect. I’ll never be able to meet her or touch her, of course. That’s life on MD.

I may sound discouraging. I might even sound bitter. I might be insulting the ladies who live in the Mississippi Valley but I really don’t mean to. It’s just frustration at not making a connection and at not being able to break an impossible connection. The worst possible feeling is the feeling of standing still. I know the brass ring is there for me but I can’t make myself lean out far enough to grab it. It’s a great prize and perhaps something I could hang onto for the rest of my life. It can’t last. Some other guy is going to get it before I can get off my ass and act. On second thought, it’s a gold ring and I wonder if MD isn’t just teasing me with it.

Somehow, I feel sure I’ll find out before summer’s over. Good or bad, it’s better than limbo.

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Blogs by sloriver: Digging It Heroes In My Family A Doll and Three Wishes Small Defeats Biblical Polygamy: Why not two husbands? Those Fighters and Cussers Mother Is Forever A Really Tough Spot Boobage Pie Porch Skating Dogs How MD Works Bobcat Too The Gift, part two The Gift Pop, a Father’s Day Acknowledgement Poem: Growing up Lies A Longish View Obligation Memorial Day Thoughts Bully Book of Matches Notes from the MD Campout Bobcat