For many years I have worked deligently, in my van down by the river, developing new and interesting inventions, to make life more managable for my fellow human beans.
Today I would like to announce the discovery of ...The Pantie Seed.
Yes ladies and germs, you can actually grow your own edible panties right in your garden or apartment. No more rushing off to Walmant, just plant the seeds and within a short week...granny panties a little longer ...your pantie garden will produce edible panties with all the colors of the rainbow.
What about excess Bort ..you may ask? Not to worry, you can jar or can, just like vegetables for the winter, and let me tell you, they make a nice light snack for those lonely nights watching CNN.
I feel this could be the end of world hunger as we know it and I am working on a new biodegradable fuel called Pantoline, which should solve our dependency on fossil fuels. Macho Pantie Seeds are also available for all the powerful virile men of MD.
Your Spiritual Advisor ...Professor Pan.T.Borty.
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