what is the difference between a witch and a warlock? a flying broom and a flying mop.
Why did zeus lose his god job? he kept mything with his lightning bolts.
Yesterday morning, I managed to choke on my coffee and cough over my coffin nails.
I love them Lmnopeno chips...their really spithey.....
A gardening tip: Leave your guniea pigs to eat the front yard grass, and let them leave thier miracle grow behind them.
If you plant one of them guinea pig pellets they leave behind, does that mean a pigger will grow out of the ground? didnt think so either.
My mother always said, be careful of the bones..... I guess she was talking to my sister.
My friend likes woody wood pecker....I wonder why he is his hero.
This is how crazy this world is. First Ive been laughed at for being too small, and then recently I was rejected for being too thick. what the f is that all about? And you cant understand us guys?? Are you like okay?
I have had a teacher say dont hit anyone its wrong, but she had to hit me to get my attention when she said that. Yessss we have a genius (move over einstien).
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