s*** That Is Currently Pissing Me Off posted 6/27/2008 10:40:45 PM | 9 kudos what's this?     report abuse

LipGlossQueen9

Dedicated to the memory of George Carlin

Don't read if you can't take a joke. I don't want to hear any replies about how I'm a horrible person. You chose to read it.

I feel like I haven't let out a good f***ing complaint in awhile. Yano, just...let you all know what the hell has been pissing me off lately...and there's a hell of a lot. I feel like I've earned my right to complain. I'm a voter, aren't I?

I will start off with the first thing that is really making me want to throw babies out of windows. "Guy-liner". The only man, in my mind, who can do this shit is The Undertaker. If you are not The Undertaker, you straight up look like a faggot, and someone should kill you. Stop. It is lame. It is gay. You look like a dumb ass. Get out of my face.

Secondly, I'm tired of these f***ing wrestling fans who are all "PUSH SHELTON LAWL CENA SUCKS I MUST BE A SMART WRESTLING FAN COS I AM SAYING THIS". NO, YOU'RE NOT A SMART WRESTLING FAN. IF YOU KNEW ONE SINGLE THING ABOUT THE BUSINESS, YOU'D KNOW THAT SHELTON BENJAMIN IS NOT PUSHABLE AND THAT CENA IS GOOD FOR THE WRESTLING BUSINESS.

Thirdly, I'm tired of environmentalists. I'm sick of these pretentious, white middle class tight asses who are all about "saving the earth tee hee ohmigawd let's save teh wurld". Ok...do you have any idea what you're f***ing dealing with? You are nothing to this planet. If this planet gave a crap about you, it would make sure you got AIDS or that your town got hit by a hurricane, and you think your f***ing lightbulbs and plastic bags have any f***ing effect on it? To the Earth, we are an itch on its ass that might a bit bothersome, but it's only an itch that someday..the Earth might just scratch...and when that happens....we'll just be another memory. Shut the f*** up, you dumb f***s.

On that point, all these pushy vegans are making me want to eat an animal alive. Stop. Seriously, stop. I don't care. I honestly do not care. I like having pets. I like eating meat. I don't give a f*** how the shit I eat gets killed. Stop trying to show me the f***ing videos because you think you're going to bring me over to your side. If you don't want to eat meat or drink milk or enjoy any of life's little pleasures associated with either...GOOD FOR YOU! However...I DO. SO LEAVE ME ALONE. People eat meat, and they are going to continue to f***ing eat meat. Get over it.

These idiots who go for third party candidates and get all gung ho about it and convince themselves that somehow this person that usually has something so wrong with them that mainstream society rejects them completely (like Ron Paul is a racist, and Mike Gravel comes off as a crotchety old man) will be our NEXT f***ING PRESIDENT. I don't care if you prefer a third party candidate, but stop deluding yourselves.

I am sick of chicks with eating disorders. I had to say it. I am just f***ing sick of it. Do you cunts know how lucky you are to live in a country where we have an unlimited f***ing food supply, and you want to eat it and then get rid of it in a toilet, or even refuse to eat it at all? f*** YOU. Seriously, white f***ing cunt doesn't wanna eat? f*** her. There are kids in Africa that would DIE to f***ing eat that piece of cake or that f***ing cookie that this bitch doesn't want to eat because she HAS to be a size double negative zero and see her f***ing bottom rib protruding out of her body so she looks like those f***ing starving African children that she doesn't even consider when she throws out her food like the f***ing wasteful cunt she is. f*** 'em. All of 'em. A disease? Kiss my FAT, white ass. It's just a bunch of stubborn (mostly) white (mostly) chicks trying to fit into a media image, which they shouldn't even be trying to fit into. Cos guess what, ladies, when celebrities do it...they get called on it, too.

On that point...I am sick of how when I go to Weight Watchers...all I see is these thin ass women who don't need to lose any god damned weight, and some curvy ass women with some nice curves and some big plump asses. I never see any obese women, and more importantly...I NEVER SEE ANY FAT MEN. Where are these fat f***s at? You know...Joe Six Pack...the one who sits on his f***ing couch all day on Sunday belching and yelling at his wife to get him a sandwich/beer, and every so often reaching down to grab his nasty, smeg-encrusted dick which he hasn't actually SEEN since the FIRST Bush Administration? Where are these fat ass walruses who walk around on Sunday morning displaying their D-cup breasts and their hairy f***ing backs to the entire American populace while they mow their lawns? What kind of f***ing country is this where we talk about "losing weight for health"? Shut the f*** up, it has nothing to do with health. If it had anything to do with health...one sex wouldn't be pressured to get slim while the other one was allowed to wander around without a shirt like a big piece of f***ing protoplasm. God damnit.

Lastly..I made fun of white people so I have to make fun of black people...I'm sick of black people who try to look for racism in f***ING EVERYTHING. My god, just stop. I used to be racist. I can TELL when there is racist intent behind something. I can tell the difference between a joke, and a serious malicious comment. Stop trying to make us all seem like we're all f***ing out to get you. Spike Lee is an example of this. My god, who has the f***ing time to watch a great World War II movie...and not get so involved in the amazing plot that he has to f***ing actually notice there's no blacks in it? And my god, the Don Imus thing...that was f***ed up. The guy was a shock jock, okay? His JOB was to say things people didn't like. He made racially-charged remarks for as long as he had been on the freaking radio and no one cared. NO ONE CARED. I am so sick and tired of all these freaking people in this country trying to tell me what I can and cannot say because they might get "offended". Oh well, then, get offended. Don Imus didn't say anything illegal. He told an ugly joke. And you f***s took his job away from him because you didn't like it. Who f***ing gave you that right? Why don't you work on the real problems that people like Bill Cosby and Barack Obama see in the black community, and stop f***ing focusing on stupid shit that shock jocks say?

And that, my friends, is shit that is currently pissing me off.

Thank you, George Carlin, for providing me with the words so that I may provide these people with this blog. =D

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