Another Day In Bortyville posted 7/9/2008 6:43:04 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

Borty

I awoke to something scratching my leg. Looking down, I noticed the cat humping my leg again, only this time she had on her tinfoil panties, which caused rather annoying lacerations on my lower calf. Her tinfoil hat, which I lovingly made for her the night before, had fallen awkwardly giving her a somewhat drunken appearance.

The familiar rustling from the kitchen, made me aware that the slapping lady was busy making toast, so I avioded the kitchen and gingerly went into the livingroom.

Suddenly an idea hit me ...why not take down the Christmas tree...I mean it's July for gawd's sake, and I could use the christmas tree lights for decorations on our tinfoil hats. I immediately turned on my favorite CD, and jumped for joy to AC/DC's Highway To Hell. Isn't life grand ...I thought to myself..

Yours truly ...Professor Pan.T.Borty

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