Ride Im Cowboys posted 7/11/2008 5:03:23 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

Borty

Yahoooo....Well folks the Calgary Stampede is in full swing and needless to say, I have a Pantie Booth right in the middle of all the action.

The Pack of Pantie Seeds are selling like hot cakes, mostly to farmers, so you can expect to see an awesome array of edible panties across the vast expanse of Alberta. What a colorful sight that will be and I'm sure it will remind me of the mescaline days of the sixtie.

Surprizingly, many of the cowboys are buying the Macho Vibrating Panties with the ass inflator bladders. They say, they are much more comfortable for riding horses. Most of the cowboys are trashing their hats in favor of my patented Tinfoil Hats, complete with Christmas tree lights. It eliminates hat hair as well.

Well folks ...all I gots to say is Howdy Partner ...Yours Professor Pan.T.Borty

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