I have been a little upset with myself in recent months, having gained almost 20 pounds and feeling kinda disgusted... So I sat down and wrote this for my gf's, cuz I have to laugh at myself at all times, or I will start to take this life I lead too seriously! lol Enjoy!
Love and kisses,
Leslie
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10 Ways Women Know They Are Gaining Too Much Weight
1. Your boobs spill outta your DD cup, but only cuz your bra is too tight when you hook it in the back!
2. You're only good to go for about ten minutes worth of wild f***ing before you start to break out in a sweat and lose your breath.
3. When your lover asks do you wanna be on the top or bottom, you always say BOTTOM.
4. You'd much rather be sucking his cock then "riding 'em, cowgirl" like you used to!
5. You think you are getting a case of swollen glands till you realize it is just your double chin clogging up your throat.
6. You make funny noises when you get up from a laying down position that remind of your grandmother!
7. Every time you pull your hair back and look in a mirror, you look more and more like your mother every single time!
8. You leave a little ice cream in the bottom of the container, cuz you know you should be counting your calories, and then 2 minutes after you put it back in the freezer, you say, "f*** it, I gonna finish it now!"
9. Your laundry piles up for weeks on end, cuz you don't have the energy you used to to carry all those loads up and down the stairs.
10. It gets harder and harder to bend over far enuf so that you can take care of your asshole, either to wash it in the shower, or wipe it with toilet paper.
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