Ponderismifactions.... posted 7/11/2008 8:51:11 AM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse

Intellectual_Masochist

Once again I have questions regarding our status on this blue-and-green blob we call Earth. Without any more fanfare, here they are;

#1 Do whales menstruate? If they do does that mean every time someone swims in the ocean they're getting a face full of whale.... uhmmmm... well.... nevermind...

#2 What if the person that thought of Running with the Bulls lived somewhere else, and we ended up with that time-honored tradition of "Running with the Ducks"?

#3 Who invented inventing stuff?

#4 If you did a dissertation on the desertification of dessert, which college would you flunk out of?

#5 How can you possibly go 5mph in a parking lot if the speedometer on your car jumps to 10mph the second you lift off the brake?

#6 What was the person that came up with Mayonnaise REALLY trying to come up with?

#7 At what point did someone get stoned enough to decide to stick a can of aerosol whip cream up their nose and push the valve half open? Better yet, how many times did they end up with a nose full of whip cream before they figured it out?

Have fun with those.

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