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Where are all the RICH, GREEN ALIENS who... know how to put the seat down...???

posted 7/12/2008 5:37:26 PM |
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  travelwoman


I would like to meet a green alien who is:

- extremely handsome (athletic and all... ) and tall
- very rich (for I can only accept a refined life style... )
- extremely educated (so that we can have educated conversations...)
- a great lover (not one of those booooooooring in bed guys... )
- a fixer-upper for the car and everything else
- a gourmet cook (my son and I like the fine cuisine... )
- who does chores without being asked..

and.... who puts the seat down....

Now is that really too much to ask for??????????????

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Comments:
jamminjerry

Jul 12 @ 6:31PM  
there are many fellas out there willing to put the seat down. oops, sorry, you said seat down. who puts the seat up? you better not even think a fella is expected to put the seat up and down!!! women, can't live with them! we be jammin
travelwoman

Jul 12 @ 6:36PM  

jammin...


He's got to be rich, too.... and green....
jers04

Jul 12 @ 6:44PM  
Sorry but I'm not green but in my both the seat AND the lid are always put down.
ragtopcookie

Jul 12 @ 6:47PM  
Well i think youre asking way too much here.....and if it was football season.......forget it........cookie
Schmoopy

Jul 12 @ 6:59PM  
puts the seat down and does not pee on the rim...or wipes it up if he does!!!
MrPaul

Jul 12 @ 7:00PM  
Hi my name is Doc Green And I be jamming and putting the seat down , I am also the photo man for MD hotties and we keep things exciting Ask away
travelwoman

Jul 12 @ 7:23PM  

oooohooo.... lots of interesting comments here....
I hope you all are rich, too?

and schmoopy.... you're really pushing it....
callmemax

Jul 12 @ 7:34PM  

everything you wanted, till we got to that seat business. there is always a dealbreaker,,, or not...
LongRanger278

Jul 12 @ 8:05PM  
Ladies, ladies, ladies you have to train your men to pee in the shower. Problem solved................
TroutFishing

Jul 12 @ 8:15PM  
I'm from the MUSIC planet ...

but I'm not green.... not even green with envy.


travelwoman

Jul 12 @ 8:32PM  

LR....

and who will clean the shower at the end of the day?

oooops, I forgot.... the guy will be RICH, and therefore we'd have a maid...


callmemax...

yeah, perfection is not human...
travelwoman

Jul 12 @ 8:46PM  

trout...

awwww.... I think you do NOT qualify.... I'm kinda picky on the specifics...
jadedbtch

Jul 13 @ 12:02AM  
You forgot to asdk for you feet to be rubbed on demand and a full daily body massage! If you find him I ope he has purple brother you send my way!!!
travelwoman

Jul 13 @ 12:09AM  

jaded...

no problem for the brother.....
Just one question: are you stuck on purple or could he be any color???
SpiritEnergy

Jul 13 @ 1:23PM  
Y'aal are cool. Uh, that other blogger just told me how ugly and such a loser I am.
poeticcougar

Jul 13 @ 2:30PM  
I love your "Men are from Mars" approach at finding a man, travel

Hey, ET can heal cuts with his lighted up finger....think what he can do

sorry, warped sense of humour today
travelwoman

Jul 13 @ 2:47PM  

Spirit...

Don't worry, according to her, 99,9 % of MD-blogland-users are in that category (including me, of course... have already received 2 interesting messages from that "lady").
I don't know when she'll get the drift that there might be something wrong with HER, not us....


Poeticcougar...

Oh my, oh my.... I haven't even thought too much past the chores and "the" seat, yet...

Now, that finger business you mentioned might add an interesting supplement....
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Where are all the RICH, GREEN ALIENS who... know how to put the seat down...???