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posted 7/17/2008 7:50:59 PM |
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I swear.....

I have many people come through my shop doors during the day, at least on good days. Sometimes it is quiet, so not as many come 'round, but lately it has been busy with foot traffic.

But....I swear......

Usually, folks are reasonably attired, with a few exceptions of course, but for the most part, not too bad.


But.....I swear......

And most times folks are nice....friendly, and offer at least some sort of meaningless conversation. " Hi...how ya doing?".....you know....that sort of thing.


But......I swear....

I gotta say something....I am frightened by some of the 20- 30 year olds that come through. You would be amazed.

But.....I swear.....

Now I have a few guys and some gals too, who are into the black clothes, black eyes, lips...you know. thing, or the totally spiked hair thing, or the punk thing.....and many of them are pretty impressive. They are intelligent, polite for the most part, sometimes full of them selves, but all in all no different than any other 20 or 30 year old kid. they just look funny is all.

But..... I swear....
There is this one element that blows my mind. I have a few guys, and I guess it's their girlfriends that are with them, who are totally off the planet as far as manners, social behavior, modesty, and especially sense is concerned.

Just now, two young "men", or two guys who should be young men, came in here and totally grossed me out. One was hunched over and shuffeled his feet, baggy dirty shorts, untied shoes, and a dirty tee shirt...hair down to his arm pits, oily and dirty....and just completely acted like his brain was firing on three of his 6 cylinders. I was expecting him to start drooling out of the corner of his mouth at any moment.

And his partner came in a few seconds behind him....no more than 26 yrs old, way over weight, no shirt, covered in tatoos that were so unthought out....such a lack of any sort of plan or even conscience thought.....shorter hair....worn out tennis shoes.....and just as brain dead as his partner.

But.....I swear......
I really do wonder what those boys are thinking about. They have absolutely no forward thinking skills at all. I am surprised they find their way home at night. What are they going to be doing in 10 years? My God!

But.....I swear....

and the thing that really gets me is this.....

They have girlfriends!!!

But......I swear....
And ya know what else????

I don't!!!!


And I take showers, AND find my way home at night, and everything! !!!









What does it all mean?


Will I someday roll up to a doctor's office in my wheelchair, and suddenly see one of these guys walking down the hallway in a long white coat covered in stains, with a stethescope around his neck and a damn scapel in his filthy hand....walking towards me with that brainless grin on his face?????




I swear......

The things that go through my mind.......



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Comments:
callmemax

Jul 17 @ 8:07PM  

i try not "to swear," too much...

ann landers said everybody can find somebody,,, if they set their standards low enough,,, or something like that.

buttttttttttttttttt, i swear, i'd rather be alone. for sure...
LQQking4the1

Jul 17 @ 8:11PM  
I am laughing myself silly right now, because I have looked at others and thought to myself "HOW does SHE have a boyfriend and I do not???" I know how judgemental that sounds but good lord some folks are just scary. I have also looked at couples and wondered what one sees in the other because they seem so mismatched. All I can say, is those guys most have SOMETHING going for them, even if it isn't apparent to the rest of the world.



Good Post!
misschoos

Jul 17 @ 8:27PM  
I haven’t got one either, a girl friend that is.

I do'nt have a proper boyfriend either, although we've talked about moving in together before, but with the problems we’ve been having lately, I’m not so sure that’s a good idea.

We have absolutely nothing in common, he’s a Star Wars and Harry Potter fan, and I am more partial to my Action Man collection. I don’t think things will work out between us somehow.

There’s another thing, I joined some online Poker sites about two years ago, he doesn’t like me spending any of my time on them. I play Poker with people from all over the world and I really feel like I am part of something now, I belong somewhere for once in my life, it’s a kind of being on a Poker site sort of a feeling.


I am quite happy being single, I would rather be single than be with the wrong person and I think he’s the wrong one for me I swear.

Have you ever considered taking up Poker?
redtigr

Jul 17 @ 9:09PM  
Doing a little intergenerational philosophizing?

When I indulge in wonder regarding the young men I see, I think about how awful it feels to have the crotch seam of a pair of shorts/jeans chafing between my thighs ...

And I think:

How can they stand it? Do they use diaper rash ointment? Perhaps heat rash salve? Gold Bond powder?

What happens if they have to run? Yeah, I know... no one runs anymore.

And I never swear...

However, I do speak French...

~*~
kattsmeow

Jul 17 @ 9:21PM  
I think you should stay away from hospitals then ok?

~*~
oceanlover734

Jul 17 @ 9:38PM  
Thanks for the laugh tonight........I really needed it!
missliss78

Jul 17 @ 9:52PM  
I probably swear entirely too much myself....
and this time, I swear, I am on the same track as max...
everybody can find somebody,,, if they set their standards low enough,,, or something like that.

buttttttttttttttttt, i swear, i'd rather be alone. for sure...

~*~

maggiemae684

Jul 18 @ 12:15AM  
But....I swear....

I love readin' your blogs....
matisse731

Jul 18 @ 1:33AM  
Tunes, That was so wonderful. I was just reading along kinda going with the flow. It was cute. Then I got the the part where you said," they had girlfriends and you did'nt". I nearly fell off my chair laughing and it got even better after that. Thanks for sharing.

Borty

Jul 18 @ 4:43AM  
I would like to have a dribbling girlfriend. At my age dribbling has become a way of life. How romantic it would be to catch each others dribble in the moomlight of an autumn evening listening to muisc like Moom River in the background.
immaterial1

Jul 18 @ 7:14AM  
I swear . . . scarey thought here . . .
What would the offspring of the 3 cylinder dude look/be like??
wandaful123

Jul 18 @ 3:23PM  
What does it all mean?

Means you're askeert of girls...
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