A funny thing happened to me on my way to meet the woman of my dreams. I met another woman of my dreams. Shit. They’re all over the place. I don’t have a problem imagining the perfect life with any woman. Several dreams pop up automatically with every woman I meet. I have an infinite number of dreams for women. Shit. I have an infinite number of dreams for EACH woman. We all do. We’ve already lived them all. That is what dreams are. Do you really think you can make things up? Do you really think creativity comes out of thin air? Stop denying it.
I’m not making the rest of this entry up, either.
So what makes the woman of your dreams become something else?
1. Cutting her hair short
2. Saying “No” to anything
3. Having a headache
4. Gaining weight
5. Believing someone else
6. Putting the kids (or pets) first
That’s it. That’s all there is. If you do any of the above, the dream goes dry. You’re not loved. You’re not f***ed. You asked for it. Now just sit and let the drama suck you up. Embrace the karma. That’s how this culture works.
Yup. These are the clues the subconscious lets out. They are telling your husband, “I am so satisfied, content, and consumed; that I want you to go out and spread your love the way you do best. I love you.” Of course, the conscious is saying something else. The love is always there, but it is way down deep. We just make it small.
His subconscious answers you, “I love you, Baby. I always will. Thank you enabling me to go out and seek my love. Rest assured, my love, that you will be right behind me seeking your own new love. Kiss…”.
A funny thing about men is that all their dreams involve sticking their penis into a woman’s pussy. In and out. Love everyone. Plain and simple. Real.
A funny thing about women is that all their dreams involve their imaginary penis going into one man’s imaginary pussy. In it goes. Harder and harder. Deeper and deeper. It is continuous and never ends. It gets better and better. It never comes out. Complex and intricate. Imaginary.
Children find all this very funny, so we don’t tell them about it. We don’t know what to tell them, anyway. Neither does religion or government. There is no end to how they have dicked around with us.
I know. I know. All this is generalizing, stereotyping, and discriminating. Let’s just view every person as having some percentage of woman as summarized above, as well as some percentage of man, as summarized above. Being anatomical correct doesn’t mean anything in this analysis. Of course, neither quality is comparable to the other, so you have to “Mix and Match”.
OK. Got it? Let’s review the extremes. Remember that I’m talking about qualities, not a real man and not a real woman. And for Christ’s sake, we’re all going to heaven.
1. All man and no woman = You’re a gigolo or a whore… You think you’re going to hell. Morals say you’re going to hell. Example = Bill Clinton
2. All woman and all man = You’re gay. You think you’re going to hell. Morals say you’re going to hell. Example = Liberace
3. No woman and no man = you’re confused, maybe stupid… You think you’re going to heaven. Morals say you’re going to heaven. example = George Bush
4. All woman and no man = you’re confused, maybe stupid… You think you’re going to heaven. Morals say you’re going to heaven. Example = Hillary Clinton
Aha! Notice that man qualities send you to hell? Are you still going to argue that Christianity isn’t a feminine religion?
Where do I stand in this quagmire? Well, I’m perfect, of course. This is my dream that you’re reading, you know. It’s my beliefs, and I can change them anytime I want. Why does this need to be tough?
A funny thing about cheating is that we condemn the one with more man trait to go to hell. We send the one with more woman trait to go to heaven. The only end result after the dust settles is that both of them get new lovers to carry on. The whole scenario is planned by both subconscious’s. We’re all at the movies.
One last funny thing about the woman of my dreams that I invited to visit me. She had a cheating husband. :-O
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