What do you call a goth lying in the road?
A speed bump.
How do you get a goth out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
Theres a goth walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder. An old lady
walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yeuk! What are you doing with
that revolting creature?"
"Squeak squeak squeak!" says the rat.
What do you store your heavy velvet cape in for the summer?
Goth balls.
Why is it so hard for goths to get work?
Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttons.
What did the vampire say when he looked in the mirror?
"So nice not to see you again"
What's another name for a gothgirl?
A Crow-ho.
What do goths buy at the liquor store when they don't have much cash?
Crow-Magnums.
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a dead squid in my soup!"
"It's not dead Sir, it's just dreaming."
What do you get when you cross Lee Iococca with a vampire?
AUTOEXEC.BAT
How many casuals does it take to make a hamburger?
Who cares, just think of all the fun we could have putting them through
the mincer to find out!
How many "New Kids on the Block" does it take to paint a wall red?
Only one if you throw it hard enough.
How many fratboys does it take to wallpaper a room?
That depends on how thinly you slice them.
How many goths does it take to make cheesecake?
None, there are no goths in cheesecake.
Old goths don't die, they just need less makeup.
Two goths are having sex. (Strange, I know, but true.) Suddenly, the girl
goth comes.
"Darling, darling!" says the boy goth, "what's wrong?"
"Nothing," says the girl goth, "nothing at all. Why?"
"You moved."
Why did the goth cross the road?
It didn't, it was dead.
"He's *such* a *goth* ..."
"How *much* of a goth *is* he?"
"... that when he hangs around the house ... he *hangs* around the house!"
"Say, who was that *goth* I saw you with last night?"
"*That* was no *goth*! I'm a *necrophiliac*!"
What happens if you don't pay the exorcist?
You get repossessed.
 
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