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posted 8/8/2008 10:22:55 PM |
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  Bdragon477

Cough loudly and hack there lungs up?

Drink prune juice?

Eat noodles and lots of garlic and mayo?

Hum,all day long?

Don't ever fixe house problems untill the problems get
so bad that black-mold grow all over?

Loves to collect,bells,cats,hats,model cars,gold watches,
buttons,stamps,and cough-drops?

Watches,court shows,murder shows,old game shows,
and weather channel all day long?

Loves,jazz,blues,elvis,and old love songs?

Put's on,moomoo's,brown hats,curlers,hair nets-scarves,
sweaters that are in baby colors,and ugly squared toe shoes?

Smells like,med-cream,cough-drops,smoke,night cream,
and moth-balls?

Chews gum all day long?

Gets up at 4am,and goes to bed at 8pm..even though
they are retired and have no place to go?

Thinks they can still dance and sing?

GOD!!!
I hope I don't get like that!
It seems when after you tunr 57...its all over
for you!
Into the shop...and out looking like what
I asked about.
AAAHHHggggg

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Comments:
wandaful123

Aug 8 @ 11:01PM  
Atch my friend... your day will come... mark my words.

As we age we pick up on all kinds of habits... why? "cause we just don't care anymore". We start realizing it truly is all about "us"... one day at a time. Ain't a whole lot of odds what others think... Life is indeed short.
RedHotCajunSpice

Aug 8 @ 11:18PM  
Old people do what they want because they can. They don't try to impress others. It's what they enjoy doing. One day you'll be old too.
imlost2

Aug 8 @ 11:28PM  
I had a list of "Why do young people"? but it won't fit on here. lol tc Lost
Bdragon477

Aug 8 @ 11:29PM  
Hahahaha I donno,I never seen an OLD goth.Have you?
I'm hopeing I'll die at the age between 35-40
hpylady

Aug 9 @ 1:33AM  
They do all those things because .. they CAN!!
Knitengale99

Aug 9 @ 7:32AM  
Sometimes we do things like this to mess with youngsters' minds.
ElmerFudd445

Aug 10 @ 12:49PM  
Hey.. when you get older, you realize a lot of things that you worried about are not that important.. some things you learn you worried about just doesn't matter.. which really makes getting older a blessing in some ways...

the hacking and coughing... I try to get that over with before I go out

The noodles are cheap and easy to fix.. but gee, I see my kids eating roman noodle all the time

Garlic is good for you

Prune juice... one day, you'll find out

I have loved blues, Jazz all along.. I like alternative music as well and is what my car radio is tuned to.... you can keep Elvis.. and the love songs..

Court shows... don't you like shows that show you how many idiots are out there?

Ok.. you have a point about Moomoo's and flowery hats

My daughter is 20.. smells like smoke.. the mothballs is because you haven't thrown out that sweater from 30 years ago..

Most older people I know.. stay up late and get up early.. it's a fact as you get older you need less sleep..

Chewing gum all day?.. looking at my daughter again....

Ok.. I can't dance... but I do sing... but only when I hope no one is listening..

As the OLD ROCK song goes by the elders.. The Who..

I hope I die before I get old..

and I bet that opinion of theres has changed!

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