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I'm a thinkin'....ohhhhhhh this could be scary....

posted 8/16/2008 8:04:48 AM |
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  maggiemae684

Anytime I think scares some people....what can I say....brain explosion from overwork is not pretty.... I have a confession to make here....I have a habit of reading profiles on here and peeking at pictures....of both men and women. What I am learning is that I have all the wrong pictures up here....dayum....there are none of my cleavage, none of me sprawled on a bed scantily clad and none of me flaunting my 'well worn' bod in anything more revealing than biking clothes.... I had just better git me over to the picture man and have some revealing pics taken so I can get with the flow here on MD....

PAUSE....

THINKING....

SMELLING SMOKE FROM WORKING BRAIN.....

LIGHTBULB FLASHES....

Hey....wait a minute....I already found the love of my life....and Skin never saw my skin online....

Y'all come back now....yah hear.... ....EH

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Comments:
Gman762

Aug 16 @ 8:27AM  
there are none of my cleavage,

If you notice my profile photo, my body is turned just right so that you can't see any of my 8 little titties. Gotta leave something to the imagination...eh?



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Lovinheart445

Aug 16 @ 9:01AM  
Oh you don't need any cleavage showing. That would only be discusting, and degradeing for you. I'm too have noticed a lot of women showing a lot of cleavage on their profile. Totally uncalled for. Be real ladies. That's what it's all about.
DaisyMae420

Aug 16 @ 10:14AM  

1. Maybe they paid good money for them boobies.
2. Maybe boobie shots will divert attention away from toothless smile.
3. Maybe boobie shots will divert attention from shallowness of person.
4. Maybe boobie shots announce how they act in public....with a few drinks under their belt...oh wait....I once pulled off my shirt in bf's convertable after a country club party..NEVER MIND.
5.Maybe they buy into the advertising theory that SEX sells.

Maggie, my brain hurts...yor making me think too much.......
Tiramisu4u

Aug 16 @ 10:29AM  
Cleavage??? My best cleavage is between my butt cheeks!

I am really 4' 3", 429 lbs....bald cept for 3 hairs I braid with a pink ribbon...

...crosseyed, great smile, and my one toof only hangs over bottom lip

a little....

I DO have a regal bearing, tho 1 leg is shorter than the other, so when I walk my

left boob kinda slaps the floor. I also have an infectious laugh, *snork-snork* that

just warms ya heart.

Have to go....be well.....

*step, SLAP!.......step, SLAP!...step, SLAP!.................................
leefl

Aug 16 @ 10:44AM  
Well now if you want to show, I promise I won't look
UnicornLover1962

Aug 16 @ 11:49AM  
ROTFLMFAO!!!

i didn't flaunt the bod and found uncle paul.

besides the furkids are sexy enough. lol
poeticcougar

Aug 16 @ 12:36PM  
*Note to self, put up cleavage shots



I'm lucky I take ANY pics of myself let alone "the girls" and never could figure out how to use the camera timer right to take pics of myself other than a head shot sitting at my desk.
missliss78

Aug 16 @ 2:33PM  


Oh yes, the gratuitous boobage shots.....
I get my best laughs out of the ones where the arms are used to create the cleavage & the ones that the person bends over into the camera shot. I got a real kick out of DaisyMae's #3 on her list, too!

I've been here for years with no booby shots...it's not to say there will never be any, but if there is, it's just me being me & not intentionally making it all hang out. Hmmm, maybe that's why I've been here for years. But then, I don't think I'd be interested in the man who is only attracted by that sort of deal anyways.
roscoe1955

Aug 16 @ 4:42PM  
darn i knew i forgot the obligatory boob shot no wonder nobody wants me lol
Kaylajudy

Aug 16 @ 8:33PM  
So I need a booby shot? Hmmm with the years settling stuff on my body - this may be difficult to get much cleavage when it's hiding my waist!!
Just kidding - y'all know I'm not the show and tell type.
burdinep

Aug 20 @ 1:10AM  
well i aint sure about cleavage....but if i flaunted skin everyone here would have nightmares for sure.......and me sprawled on the bed....ohhhh gawd now thats scary lol.....wonder if i should wear my plumber jeans?......lol
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