to the lovely couple, thats right. MR and MRS.....wait....MRS and MRS.....wait....HER and HER......Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi, wow, a De couple. As a lovely wedding present I am sending the newlyweds a turkey baster and a coupon for 5 free withdrawals from the Beverly Hills sperm bank, the bank where you tank your spank  the couple looked stunning in matching white tuxedos....wait.....Vera Wang wedding gowns....wait......white jogging suits. White, because as reported, Portia has been saving herself for her wedding night, and many nights there after, unless Clay Akin gets her drunk and has his way with her. So once again, Congrats to the Bride and Groom.....wait....Bride and Bride........wait.....I give up 
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jamie63
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Aug 17 @ 8:48PM
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Oh my! I am not sure where to go with that one....but I had a set of gay foster parents who I loved. Those guys were great! I wish Ellen and Portia well....however they handle the intimate stuff.
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Loinlee_Sole
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Aug 17 @ 8:50PM
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do I want to be a fly on that honeymoon suite wall...........NOOOOOOOO 
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HelenaHandbasket
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Aug 18 @ 1:05AM
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finding Love is a wonderful thing in this world....
CONGRATS to the people who find it.....
YAY to the ones brave enough to show their true face world and not try to hide it!!
I for one...think gay marriage is FINE!
Live and let live........for everyone.
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Loinlee_Sole
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Aug 18 @ 1:23AM
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maybe I have it all wrong....no need to ......so If you cant beat em.....join em......I am getting a sex change.....becoming a lesbian.....and then marrying my true love........from Russia   
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pastashell
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Aug 22 @ 9:33PM
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Lionlees_Sole,
I thought I spotted, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi in Canada the other other day. The country of civil law same-sex marriages.
The De's have be U-Hauled!
I rekon, Pepper Schwartz will give the lovely couple a, "Lesbian Bed Death" in their technodyke honour.
I can see Elle DeGeneres dancing now. If Rosie O'Donnell starts dancing I am out of here.
*goes to hang out at the "Okama" table*
pastashell.
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Tiramisu4u
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Aug 23 @ 10:41AM
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I am thrilled for them both.... 
Who the #$@#^%$#& cares whom one loves....as long as they love someone, and it is reciprocated..... 
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kywonder
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Sep 8 @ 1:12AM
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It is their life no matter who approves and who don't approve. Me, I prefer someone whose parts are different than mine.
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luvshorses644
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Oct 8 @ 9:36PM
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And who are you lining up for the Master of the Monkey spanking? Hmmmmm, inquiring minds wanna know!!!
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