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Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital.
There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she
came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would
say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this
morning", or "Are we ready for a bath", or "Are we hungry ?"
Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, at
breakfast, Old Harold took the apple juice off the tray and put it in
his bed side stand.
Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So, you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a little later,
picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, it seems we are a
little cloudy today "
At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off
the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted! Old Harold just smiled!
DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!!!!
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KnittinKitten
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Aug 19 @ 9:42AM
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Yup, you're right...sometimes it pays NOT to mess with "old" people.
LOVED IT.
KK
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ragtopcookie
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Aug 19 @ 9:53AM
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I work at a hospital.....got a story for ya.......we had these thermometers that the oral probe was blue and the anal probe was red.....so everytime we had a student or new employee.....i made sure that when working at my desk.....i pulled out of stock a new anal probe....and while i was talking to them....id pop that anal probe in my mouth to test the unit.....always freaked out the students.....had one throw up at the site.......always great fun......cookie
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Fender
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Aug 19 @ 10:20AM
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 loved it!!! Hilarious 
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UnicornLover1962
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Aug 19 @ 10:31AM
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i love it cookie! that's just so wrong it's terribly funny.
i'd have loved to be the fly on the wall
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matisse731
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Aug 19 @ 10:54AM
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Great !!!
I can't wait to try this someday. 
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Knitengale99
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Aug 19 @ 1:29PM
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At our hospital, whenever there was a special occasion, there would be a carry in dinner. We used nice brand new, unused bedpans to serve the chips, and emesis basins (throw up pans) to serve dip. It's amazing how many wouldn't touch either.
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azgirl701
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Aug 19 @ 3:35PM
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loved it 
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Bdragon477
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Aug 19 @ 9:08PM
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burdinep
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Aug 20 @ 12:10AM
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now i know why she wants me to go the dr,........lmao
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cancun1999
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Aug 20 @ 8:54AM
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