So I Was Thinking... posted 8/19/2008 6:04:25 PM | 3 kudos what's this?     report abuse

Intellectual_Masochist

On my way to work today I started thinking about several things that have worried me for the past few months. I have no clue why this sudden introspection occurred today, but it must have been a necessity or my wandering mind wouldn't have partaken in the event.

I started thinking about face transplants, and how weird it must be to pick someone else's nose. Then I imagined how long I could last in molten lava before I died from the heat. I also thought about how I could stick a broom handle into a pony's face and start selling unicorns.

Then I thought "What's that big blue turning RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!" I followed that up with "IT'S CALLED A TURN SIGNAL JACKASS!!!!" The sounds of screeching tires ran through my brain, and I noticed that my palms and forehead had begun to sweat a little.

So here is a warning to you all... Don't Think and Drive...

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