OH MY GOD!!! SAY IT ISN'T SO! posted 8/22/2008 11:49:40 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: fender, humor

UnicornLover1962

i just read that there are not enough blogs about fender. oh my! i have to rectify this right now. so this blog is all about fender.

where do i start? well, my FENDER on my car is made of plastic in parts and it's beginning to crack. is this a coincidence with the lack of fender blogs? i don't know, but if the cracks disappear, i will let you know.....

then there is the fender stratocaster that a friend owns. it's a sweet thing and he can make it come to life. lately, his band has more gigs. i don't think it's the cause of the lack of fender blogs. but if they get more gigs than they can handle, then i will let you know....

then we have a fender bender. that is a term when a fender becomes a little bent on contact. hmmmmmmmmm, now that could have a double meaning here. could this also mean our little gal who hates short green guys that smoke and steal? maybe.........

FINALLY, we come to our own dear fender right here in blogland. a sweet person with a personality that few could resist. she's always here, and writing neat and fascinating blogs. so what, if they're all about her. if ya can't toot your own horn, who will? course, this could mean that she is an egomaniac. maniac i might buy, but ego?

in short, i hope this has helped the lack of fender blogs. may everyone have a blessed day and at least one time a day, say the word fender. her ears may start to glow and the lil green men can find her easier...


i lub ya g/f.


huggles and wuv


mel

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