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  Loinlee_Sole

Yes a man needs to be careful these days, the unknown dangers of the women you can come into contact with online. The naive and unsuspecting men may get sucked into the trap of these skilled and cunning women. Lured into a unfullfilling and life draining relationship.

Men feel free to comment, and Ladies, all hate mail will be swiftly and firmly handled with a box of candy, roses, and a marriage proposal

The women you guys need to be aware of are as follows........

The Fat and Ugly yes she writes a great profile, she may have a pic up. but is that pic really her??? Or her attractive and single friend? And if is she is brave enough to post a real pic of herself, did it break your monitor?? make your eyes water??? And a mole as a beauty mark looks great on Cindy Crawford, but the large one she has on her face with the gigantic curly hairs growing out, makes me think laser surgery. And standing tall at four foot eight, weighing 350 pds, that is a very round figure, not the so called full figured she puts in her profile. Is a diet and execise a liitle to much?? And no, lifting 4 subway footlongs from the table to your mouth is niether diet or exercise

The Lonely and Desperate So she has not had a date since her senior prom, and that date was with her cousin. And if she lived in Arkansas, she may have lost her virginity on prom nite but thats another blog. So prom nite was fifteen yrs ago and now she is ready to date. Unlucky is the guy that finds her. She will cling to you tighter than Anna Nicole Smith would to a rich old dying man. I hope you like having your meat cut and your diaper changed because she will smother the life outta you. And you may have to change your number after she calls you fifty times a hour

The Jaded and Hostile Pity the man that meets this woman. She has been so used and abused by men that she takes it out on every man she meets. She hates men so much you wonder why she even dates?? Be very prepared to listen to her stories of every scumbag man she has ever met, but the thing about it, usually these "relationships" lasted for yrs, guess you can never have enough of a good thing She is a prime canidate to become a lesbian, but I have the feeling even Rosie O Donnell would not want her.

The Drop Dead Beautiful but Celibate Those pics, the ones that belong in Playboy, or at least the cover of Cosmo. What you would not give to have a woman like that on your arm She may be any age but most likely she is close to the "change" or has just gone thru it. So physical intimancy is kinda on the back burner for her. She would rather watch " Must Love Dogs" on dvd again and snuggle, than wear out the pages of the Karma Sutra. So if you meet this one, be sure you have plenty of patch kits for your blow up doll, and lotion to soften the calluses on your hand.

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Comments:
Jacksonboy

Aug 24 @ 7:04PM  
You are one BRAVE man. I salute you.
subtle137

Aug 24 @ 7:09PM  
Too funny! But, should I be sending hate mail just to try for the flowers, candy, and proprosal??? Yor are going to tempt some women with that one!
jamie63

Aug 24 @ 7:11PM  
Hummmmmm....so how many of the fat and ugly, completly jaded and hostile women have you met??????
BandTMom

Aug 24 @ 7:28PM  
And then there's the rest of us.
Loinlee_Sole

Aug 24 @ 7:31PM  
^^^^ and who would that be BTM???
madamegeek

Aug 24 @ 7:44PM  
..and then there are the critics without pictures.
Loinlee_Sole

Aug 24 @ 7:49PM  
^^ I am short fat and ugly...I admit it
Etowah

Aug 24 @ 8:03PM  
I confess! I have a chipped front tooth that doesn't show in the photo. An oak limb fell on me while I was laying a stone walkway in the backyard. The dental surgeon wanted $5000 to build fake front teeth. I don't have $5000 for fake front teeth and there is no reason to pull perfectly functional teeth, just to have front dentures.

Will you still love me?

Signed ...

Imperfect teeth in Talking Rock
Tiramisu4u

Aug 24 @ 8:05PM  
I am actually 4'3", 417 lbs, crosseyed, and has 3 hairs left on the top of my pointed head that I keep neatly braided with a pink shoelace.

I will have you know that mole keeps my nostril..*yep, only one*...from flaring too much when I breathe.

I have a somewhat lilting laugh...*hyuck, hyuck, hyuck*.....and it can be quite infectious, after a while.

The hump on my back is barely noticeable if I wear large ruffled
collars...I get them from Barnum and Bailey's Circus at a discount.

I have a slight limp, as 1 leg is shorter than the other, which causes my left boob to slap the floor when I walk....that is, if I forget to tuck it into my waistband....

Do not want to tantalize any further, so I will head on out...TC....


**Step, SLAP! Step, SLAP! Step, SLAP!***..............................
Angel1964

Aug 24 @ 8:16PM  
Um… ok.…

I’m fat and ugly, but I do have my real pics posted to prove it… So at least I’m honest. Oh and sorry if your monitor breaks. . View at your own risk.

I may be lonely, but not desperate! I know how good I am… Have been told I’m Amazing, and the best ever.. So, I plan on being very selective.. Sorry, however that’s how it is… and the one I pick will not be sorry!

I’m not Jaded or Hostile.. I’ve learned to forgive and try to accept people for who they are.. Look at my “I forgive you!” Blog… Yes it is true, “Hell as no fury like a woman scorn” However, you get over it, let it go and move one with love in your heart…

No, I’m not Drop Dead Beautiful. I’m not planning to be celibate forever either… I have a very healthy libido. So I’m hoping to meet someone with a very over active sex drive… Only one thing he needs to do first… That’s touch my heart and love me…

So, I’m not going to send you hate mail… this blog has nothing to do with me….. Nope, I don’t want your candy.. However, some roses would be really nice… but, if it means I have to hate you…. Then I don’t’ want them… Truth is, even if your joking.. Some of what you wrote is true.. There are men and woman like that… Sadly, the real danger is becoming too cynical, and jaded yourself… Keep and open mind and an open heart…
KnittinKitten

Aug 24 @ 8:38PM  
OP, I'm sorry to have to admit that there certainly are some women like you have described. However, I was moved to check out your profile and, finding that you are still of a somewhat tender age, I am confident that there are some FANTASTIC ones that you simply have not yet met.

Having been around more than twice as long as you have, I would venture a guess that you have not met many in MY category.......But, since I am not a Mrs. Robinson, you might just have to take my word that there is much more you can still learn about women...especially older women.....

There's no reason for me to hate you, no flowers, no apologies......I'm just smug in the knowledge that I'm right. Yer gettin a kudo!!!!

Fondly,

KK
kteachums

Aug 24 @ 9:32PM  
Now, somebody tell me again how you meet these women on line that are close to the change? Well, somehow I don't get it. I've already been there done that and I dare any man my age to even dare equal my energy. Most of the men that talk to me are ten to fifteen years younger than me. But, be careful I could be one of those?

Ha, ha, I always tell the men I meet. When I was young it seemed like I was pregnant everytime I took a breather. Now, I'm old and can breath and there is no man around. So, go figure that one out?

So, buddie do I have to tell the ladies on here what kind of men to beware of. It seems like I've been on the computer forever. I meet many friends on here but, no one enters my real life. The computer world, a world away from reality. Men will tell you anything. Sometimes I think they even believe the lies they tell. It can get very tedious for the ladies on the computer as well! Have you ever gone on
yahoo chat? The first time I ever did I got the scare of my life. One man sent
me his cam and he was totally nude. Plus, he was the creepiest looking guy I ever saw. Yikes!!!

Anyway, this computer thing isn't easy. I have had a couple of nice dinners and
even got my heart broken from one of those computer loves that I spent a year getting to know. But, it is no fun going it alone all the time either. So, here I am.

Nice to meet you!
Kteachums
pastashell

Aug 24 @ 10:16PM  
Loinlee_Sole,

You publish a Blog entry devoted to online men on the MD dating site, the woman warning aspect of it all. It includes all sorts of celebratory personal categories as well as fan-fiction written from the point of view of “never call a woman fat.”

Today you're going to get an e-mail that one of your readers has taken every fat chick hostage on MD because they've been putting their cock in tingles every time Roseanna is on, re-runs and all, and he won't let them go unless you show up and talk to him for a while about how awesome bangers and mash are.

You refuse because you're scared. Everyone woman on MD must step on a scale three to four times a week and any woman over 7 stones (99 pounds) gets instantly booted from MD for those are the new requirements after your Blog hit the MD blogophere.

Happy "Date Yourself An Anorexic Day!"

pastashell.
lazareth

Aug 24 @ 10:43PM  
"The hump on my back is barely noticeable if I wear large ruffled
collars...I get them from Barnum and Bailey's Circus at a discount."


sorry..... not even funny, especially the part about Barnum and Baily's Circus



Loinlee_Sole

Aug 24 @ 10:47PM  
*editors note: No clowns were maimed in the creation of this blog
lisa46

Aug 24 @ 11:31PM  
well Loinlee your short fat and ugly while I'm the lonely depressed fat woman

and yep ladies I got picturers of our poor misguided sole
travelwoman

Aug 25 @ 12:38AM  

Let's see...

fat and ugly
You are not exaclty skinny, even if you perceive yourself as "toned" (you are 1/2 ft shorter than I, but 15-20 pounds heavier...)
As for the ugly.... beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. And many people who are seen as ugly by some are actually kind and loveable persons... unlike you with this nasty blog.

Lonely and desperate
It's not because somebody has been lonely for quite some time that they are automatically desperate. There is more to life than caring for some farting, burping, messy macho.... Besides, a lot of people on MD are lonely, otherwise they would have better stuff to do than hanging out here....

jaded and hostile
Welllll..... I don't know about your relationship(s), but if this blog is not hostile, I don't know what it could be....
Did it last for years, too????

drop dead beautiful but celibate
Being over "the change" as you say doesn't mean for a woman not being able or not wanting sex anymore. I'd rather say the contrary.... and then you can add some experience, too. (And how would you even know? Did you ever date a woman over 50?)
Alas.... for finding a partner who's not rather glued to the TV because he can't... well, can't.....

So.... what was the great idea of this blog?

... and please keep candy and roses for whomever.... I'm fine with who I am, don't need to bash men the way you do the women, and definitely don't need any of your "gifts"....


imlost2

Aug 25 @ 9:43AM  
This blog is going to get you a date for sure and a real relationship with someone. I'm sorry you feel this way about women because so many do not fit into this narrow category that you've placed them in. We all have categories for men too, just like the ones you have placed women in, and thank God they are narrow too. I've met several nice guys and women on this site and have made some great friends. Maybe it's your approach or attitude or something? I like to hope people are generally just wanting to find friendship and fun like me and therefore I keep an open mind, ya might try it. tc Lost
john49887

Aug 25 @ 12:11PM  
You forgot to mention the entitlement princesses.
justme525

Aug 27 @ 10:27PM  
Omg! That was bloody funny! It could be the hints of truth in it...lol
darlingirl

Aug 28 @ 9:50AM  
FYI Wright is a reference to a US aviation pioneer. Write means to, well, write stuff down. RIGHT as in MRS. RIGHT means correct....or the opposite of left if you will.

And yes, not only am I jaded but fat as well.

DeeLaMarie

Aug 28 @ 4:30PM  
I had to read the other comments Loinlee. I assumed you'd get raked over the coals by the "sensitive types". Every single one of your analogies has merit. May I add one, one that is just as dangerous.

The Sultry Wench With Fire In Her Eyes: Shes done it all, or all shes ever going to admit to her mother, priest or lover. Shes been a wife, a mother, a friend, an enemy and a victim and realizes that each journey has made her smarter, stronger and as important, humored. Humored by life and love and scourn and pain because each one of those scars and dimples makes her whole.
The only one she is ever completely, absolutely honest with is God and has taught the skeletons in her closet to dance in place. She will light your world on fire and never make you regret your a man. Make no mistake about it, she is dangerous, but your gonna love the burn baby.
ferbus1

Aug 28 @ 6:22PM  
Well hun I must say you pretty much have us women pegged...lol
ttomtarr

Aug 28 @ 7:50PM  
What you see as drawbacks, I see as opportunities:

Fat - She probably is a good cook I’ll have to start working on getting invited to dinner. I like beer and boiled potatoes every night, but a change once in a while might be nice.

Ugly - Well, pretty is as pretty does. If I can smooth talk her a little, and jolly her up, she’ll get that glow all happy ladies have. That’s good enough for me. (See liquoring up, under hostile)

Lonely and Desperate - Great, she might put up with a grumpy old fart, like L_l___sole or myself. If not, I’ll get her a dog at the pound, ans she won’t be lonely anymore, and she may reconsider us

Jaded and hostile - I love it. I’m tired of telling my own tired old stories. Jaded women have been have been everywhere, done everything,, and probably have some pretty spicy stories of their own to tell. If I can get her liquored up. The lieing ahem storytelling, might go on all night.

Hostile - She won’t keep asking if I want a little sugar, even when we aren’t drinking coffee. (that’s a southern thing)

Beautiful but celibate. Fantastic all my friends will be jealous, the neighbor ladies will think I’m a real stud, and I won’t have a heart attack trying to please her. ( at 65 the romantic exertions get a little rough after the first hour or so.)

Please be a bit more exact in saying just where you are finding this fine quality of woman. The only thing dangerous about them, is if Sweet Thang catches me trying to visit one of them.


PentatonicPunk

Aug 28 @ 8:59PM  
after chuckling...a lil. I decided that I wanted to be offended by this blog. Harrrumph!

You have no idea what it's like for us fat, lonely, jaded, celibate hags do you Mister? Day after day I spend on this site, sending mails and winks, but to no avail. I spend hours chasing guys from forum thread to forum thread, trying my best to get their attention, I'm giving up....Men suck! I'm going back to my half gallon of Baskin Robbins and Sex in the City...at least I can live my life vicariously through those hags.
Loinlee_Sole

Aug 28 @ 11:02PM  
Where do you want the 6 seasons of Sex and the City delivered Punk?????
gypsybjou

Aug 29 @ 11:58AM  
You forgot to mention Truthful women,
the fabulous woman, should I go on?
Or maybe I should do one on men!!!'
It is funny though... hahaha
execmom397

Sep 8 @ 12:18AM  
As a woman - I found this bog amusing. There are dangerous people to meet online in both genders. I don't believe these are particular to only the male predators online but some I have met are:

The Foreigner Pretending to be American - These men are pathetic. There are those of us women who don't care where you're from as long as you are honest but you can't even be that. Your command of the English language falls terribly short and telling a woman that she has "Abrahamic Hair" (yes, I really did receive that line) won't work on anyone in the US. Go back and study some more. Others speak perfect English. Problem is, us Americans don't so, we still know who you are. We don't want to provide you with a greencard anymore then you want to provide us well......anything but a line.

The Married Pretending to be Single - We've all met them (excuse me for a moment, I just threw up a little in my mouth). They are good looking, charming, witty, intelligent and very taken. Poor excuses for husbands and poor excuses as human beings.

The Married Admitting it But He is So Misunderstood and Neglected - Poor babies. I guess you really do need some erotic chat from me in particular to make you feel better about life. Or maybe you need me to come over and light your poor flickering flame getting dimmer by the day.

Hey, writing that I just realized why women get jaded!!!

I saw another comment touch on this but have to add my own.....

as a woman quickly approaching middle age (and that's if I live to be 90 - lol!), I agreed with most of your post except that of women going through the change. You may not be aware that women can begin the change as early as mid 30's. And brother, you ain't had nothing until you've had a woman in her 40's. Eat you alive and send you crying home to mama. That's a fact.

I'm the celibate one though - LOL!!!!!!

Loinlee_Sole

Sep 8 @ 12:24AM  
No need to be celibate.....my middle name is BOB.........
kywonder

Sep 8 @ 12:36AM  
I am actually 4'3", 417 lbs, crosseyed, and has 3 hairs left on the top of my pointed head that I keep neatly braided with a pink shoelace.

I will have you know that mole keeps my nostril..*yep, only one*...from flaring too much when I breathe.

I have a somewhat lilting laugh...*hyuck, hyuck, hyuck*.....and it can be quite infectious, after a while.

The hump on my back is barely noticeable if I wear large ruffled
collars...I get them from Barnum and Bailey's Circus at a discount.

I have a slight limp, as 1 leg is shorter than the other, which causes my left boob to slap the floor when I walk....that is, if I forget to tuck it into my waistband....

Do not want to tantalize any further, so I will head on out...TC....


**Step, SLAP! Step, SLAP! Step, SLAP!***....

OMG that is the best I have seen, tears running our of my eyes. And no Loinlee, I had not read any of your stuff until you commented on my Chattabonics blog.
QtrAcreGalSeeking

Sep 22 @ 2:04PM  
As one of the "Fat and Ugly", albeit, AMIDST TRANSFORMATION ,I REALLY hate admitting these stereotypes DO exist....

Worse? The MORE women THAT RESEMBLE the stereotypes, THE WORSE IT GETS, for those of us, TRYING TO MOVE BEYOND THEM.
hello4sue

Sep 23 @ 5:17PM  
and that's not just ONLINE, for either sex.
liontamer

Sep 30 @ 10:02PM  
What you see as drawbacks, I see as opportunities:

LMAO...that is too funny!!!


The Foreigner Pretending to be American - These men are pathetic. There are those of us women who don't care where you're from as long as you are honest but you can't even be that. Your command of the English language falls terribly short and telling a woman that she has "Abrahamic Hair" (yes, I really did receive that line) won't work on anyone in the US. Go back and study some more. Others speak perfect English. Problem is, us Americans don't so, we still know who you are. We don't want to provide you with a greencard anymore then you want to provide us well......anything but a line.

I am sooo tired of these emails!! At least they all recognize that I am such a beautiful angel, gift from God, blah, blah, blah!!
luvshorses644

Oct 8 @ 9:34PM  
Dear Mr. Loinlee...

First and foremost...

Me thinks that too many gave you far more credit here than you deserved.. what no one else here realizes is that the tortured soul that penned these most horridly awful and dispick.. despicka... nasty (said in my bestest Sylvester voice .. spitting all the while) just ain't right.

Ah, but what else say you Dr. luvhorses Freud.. me thinks that this writer is most probably either Mel Gibson on one of his drunken soliloquy rampages, telling the world and mostly the female gender to f*ck off or at least wait until he is damn good and drunk so that they all look wonderful .. or

He is actually Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movie.. and the only thing he would love to snuggle up with would be 12 barbecued chickens and a tank of ale...

*so says the also "ain"t right herself Dr. luvhorses Freud, a/k/a Ms. Commandoqueen (God rest her tired soul)*

Now, what are you gonna do about this category.. the one that is the frikken rottenest apple in the bushel?

As for luring.. how's this line work for ya: "come on babbeee boy, come into my van, I have candy and fur lined handcuffs"
Bekeka

Dec 1 @ 10:27PM  
I HATE YOU FOR THIS!...i like lillies and chocolate covered cherries. you can keep the proposal though because I dont really hate you.
KAOS2007

Dec 2 @ 12:22AM  
This from a faceless profile. I'll consider the source.
Loinlee_Sole

Dec 2 @ 1:01AM  
still waiting on Obamas national free healthcare so I can get the face transplant.........should I go with the george cloony or the brad pitt
lacyvsq

Jan 31 @ 1:22AM  
It is cold here in Houston tonight and I am lonely and desperate. Would you please come and keep me warm? I can cut your meat and change your diaper as I regale you with stories of scumbags from my past. Please bring along your copy of "Must Love Dogs" and for your own pleasure you may want to also bring along your dolly and a patch kit.

P.S. Most men think I look even better than my pics.
Loinlee_Sole

Jan 31 @ 2:53AM  
must love dogs is on VHS........but I have Debbie Does Dallas on dvd.........do you have a 55 gal drum of lotion???
FancySweet

Feb 26 @ 3:03AM  
I have to admit, as I pulled out a couple of his knives, we (or I do) give him a perfect grade for CREATIVE writing and PERHAPS, he was just harmlessly trying to HUMOR us with his creative writing...although it probably turned out more to be more dangerous than even he had imagined!
I'm still trying to figure out Lionlee Sole....was it a mistype...and supposed to be "Lonliee Soul"?
Loinlee_Sole

Feb 26 @ 3:55AM  
can I have my knives back?.... they are Ginsu's......and warranted for life
kattoes

Dec 29 @ 2:17AM  
Breakfast is served....
one testicle lightly sauteed in your eggs...
One left to go
kattoes

Dec 29 @ 2:18AM  
Breakfast is served....
one testicle lightly sauteed in your eggs...
One left to go
Loinlee_Sole

Dec 29 @ 5:26AM  
to bad i lost 1 in the war........and my ex wife took the other.......i am good
GiaBella

Dec 29 @ 9:20AM  
You're just making friends all over aren't you!
Loinlee_Sole

Dec 29 @ 1:30PM  
how to win friends and influence women
Twinkies603

Aug 20 @ 11:35PM  
and then???????
RevDocLove

Aug 21 @ 8:13AM  
Infinity all by yourself
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