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Circular Reasoning on a Curvy Road*

posted 9/3/2008 12:47:24 PM |
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I was driving along a curvy road last night when I went into a right hand turn which seemed quite endless. After a few minutes in the turn I realized my worst fear was true. Just ahead I could see my own tail lights and in my rear view mirror I could see what I was quite sure were my own headlights. To make sure, I flashed the highbeam and yes, it was true, I was behind myself. I was irritated that I was driving so slow ahead of me, so I crowded myself just a bit by accelerating slightly, but in response, I started tailgating myself (which was even more annoying) so I touched my brakes slightly to warn me back. Well, that had no effect so I slammed my brakes in an act of road rage but once again I knew it was about to happen since I was the person behind me so I swerved and passed me on a double yellow line. That really made me mad so I sped up to get the plate number which I did. I considered using my cell phone and calling the plate number in to the police but I realized I barely had enough money to pay for gas, let alone an expensive ticket. Besides that, on a citizen's complaint I figured I would need another witness, and although by then I was completely beside myself, I realized the police would have a very difficult time determining which of us was the guilty party.

There are times when I think the whole world has gone crazy.

There are other times when I stop and ask myself "Maybe it is just me?"

But when I hear myself answer I am reassured it is the world gone mad, because I did not hear myself say, "Maybe it is just us?"

(At least that is what the voices are telling me to say)

steve

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Comments:
Jacksonboy

Sep 3 @ 12:55PM  
Road rage leads to gunfire so I think the best thing that you could have done was to shoot yourself. That would have taught you.
SallyF

Sep 3 @ 1:09PM  
Great read to start the day! Thank you.

I was behind myself
There are times that I feel this way, without being in a car
travelwoman

Sep 3 @ 1:57PM  

This is great writing...
you should publish it someplace else, besides blogland...

it is sooooo.... funny....

Imagine the police taking you and you into separate rooms, in order to find out who tells the truth...

scorpiogirl36

Sep 3 @ 4:51PM  
Funny stuff!
CrackerJackPat

Sep 3 @ 7:21PM  
Certainly tickled MY funny bone.
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