Thank You For Flying Heart Attack Air...LOL

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport . After it
Reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an
Announcement over the intercom, 'Ladies and gentlemen,
This is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number
293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles . The weather
Ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and
Uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY
GOD!'

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the
Captain came back on the intercom and said, 'Ladies and
Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I
Was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally
Spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the
Front of my pants!'

A passenger in Coach yelled, 'That's nothing. You
Should see the back of mine!'