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Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
Only the first line I think is true.
1. If you give her sperm you must have caught her on one of the rare days she isn't dealing with some sort of issue with her period ie: premenstrual syndrome, menstrual syndrome, and post menstrual syndrome.
2. If you give her a house she will likely take it again in the divorce.
3. If you give her groceries she will get so fat she can barely squeeze behind the wheel of your favorite sports car which she also takes in the divorce.
4. If you give her a smile she will ask you what the f**k you think is so funny.
5. She multiplies and enlarges what is given her by constantly wanting and taking more.
6. If you give her crap it is likely the ton of shit she threw at you in the fist place.
Isn't that special?
Now I think I'll go hide in my garage to avoid the many cast iron frying pans I'm sure you all want to hit me with! 
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