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I don't care who you are or what you believe in, this is funny.
Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America . He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous .
At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , he asked the audience for total quiet . Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence .
Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'
Then, little Johnny, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said : ''Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!'
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MrPaul
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Sep 9 @ 10:09AM
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 See even the kids can get it 
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kywonder
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Sep 9 @ 10:13AM
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    . Darn it, Obama, what it wrong with your head?   
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Newsguy56
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Sep 9 @ 10:28AM
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Funny! I heard this a few years ago only it was U2's Bono clapping his hands every time a child died from hunger
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helen77
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Sep 9 @ 10:56AM
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poppat
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Sep 9 @ 12:01PM
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cool, kids are so smart these days can see right thru an Idiot
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Kentuck
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Sep 9 @ 12:33PM
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Here is a better one---Clocks
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man". And whose
clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies
in his entire life."
Do you have politician's clocks ??
Yes, but we lump them ointo one big clock.
The Republican's clock is in Jesus's office--he is trying to figure out how to cool HELL with it.
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dallas1995
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Sep 9 @ 1:16PM
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961), New Yorker, Apr. 29, 1939 "The Owl who was God"
forget clocks...the big one must have this quote internalized
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azgirl701
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Sep 9 @ 3:10PM
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well if obama wants to get rid of guns i am keeping mine for my protection from bad people i am not voting for him anyways
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DeeLaMarie
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Sep 9 @ 3:55PM
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Do you have politician's clocks ??
Yes, but we lump them ointo one big clock.
The Republican's clock is in Jesus's office--he is trying to figure out how to cool HELL with it.
Why would Jesus want to cool hell? Why would he have an office? Why would he need a clock? Soon the answers will come to me and then, boy howdy the laugh factory is opened.
I know you liberals are funny, funny folks, but you kinda missed the mark here.
Keep your day job dude, the stand up comedy thing just ain't workin for ya.
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