Baptizing A Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he
comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk
walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell
of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks
him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother
have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.'

The preacher, shocked at the answer,
dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this
time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have
you found Jesus, my brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.'

By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks
the drunk I n the water again, but this time he holds him down
for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the
preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, 'For the love of
God, have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says
to the preacher, Are you sure this is where he fell in?