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In Honor of Stupid People...

posted 9/10/2008 9:27:32 PM |

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dallas1995

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer
"Do not use while sleeping"

On a bag of Fritos-
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside"

On bar of Dial soap-
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners-
"Serving suggestion: Defrost"

On Tesco's Tiramisu desert(printed on the bottom)-
"Do not turn upside down"

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signme	Sep 10 @ 9:32PM
	Oh yeah, my sleeping pills have a warning: May cause drowsiness! DUH!

dallas1995	Sep 10 @ 9:37PM
	they must be a Nytol Sleep Aid, which(look people...lol) contains the written warning "Warning: May cause drowsiness"

maggiemae684	Sep 10 @ 9:39PM


dallas1995	Sep 10 @ 9:43PM
	how about on a Japanese food processor "Not to be used for the other use"

ttomtarr	Sep 10 @ 10:11PM
	My Aunt Thelma said: The Lord must love stupid people, because he made an awful lot of them And of course then, there are always the Darwin Awards

dallas1995	Sep 10 @ 10:14PM
	yeah...and hey have to read food directions to use like on Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding- "Product will be hot after heating"

honeybear285	Sep 10 @ 10:29PM
	Aw come on.....I am a busy bear....the only time I have to use my hairdryer is while I am sleeping..... and what if I burned my mouth after nuking my yummy processed meal....I mean, how was I to know it would be hot?....Huh......answer that.....I wouldn't unless they told me in the directions.... Geez......some people! Peace and Love Honeybear (Warning.....do not take blackberries from hungry bear....may cause teeth imprint on you body....followed by much blood....possibly death)

imlost2	Sep 10 @ 10:31PM
	Just like the stupid laws, there's one on the books where it's illegal for a toad in your backyard to croak, I mean who do they sue the frog or the homeowner? And do they mean actual croaking or dieing? lol tc Lost

dallas1995	Sep 10 @ 10:35PM
	you guys are too good HB...before the age of 6, children don't blush when thay are embarrassed...I think some adults want to be 6 again Lost...the homeowner...trust me...the frog has no monetary value other than a great meal

classic57	Sep 10 @ 11:10PM
	goood one

dallas1995	Sep 10 @ 11:21PM
	for the gamblers ( have a chance on the wheel classis?) in roulette most players choose the odd rather than the even numbers

redbronze	Sep 10 @ 11:30PM
	ok this is wierd but my daughter has a friend who does sleep with the hair dryer on and in bed with her... Freakiest thing I ever saw...

dallas1995	Sep 10 @ 11:33PM
	no way

dallas1995	Sep 10 @ 11:33PM
	didn't she read the directions red

kywonder	Sep 11 @ 12:54AM
	Not near as bad as a friend of mine who had a cousin put her plugged up hairdryer on the bathtub while she was taking a bath. Needless to say, they had her funeral 3 days later. Maybe they need the warnings.

Loinlee_Sole	Sep 11 @ 1:03AM
	as seen on a Obama political ad...........warning if elected may cause loss of liberty and other taken for granted american freedoms so turn in your firearms now

Tiramisu4u	Sep 11 @ 10:29AM
	I had to go check my bottom for that label.......

dallas1995	Sep 11 @ 10:21PM
	ok..is it there tira

DeeLaMarie	Sep 18 @ 6:03PM
	on Planter's Peanuts: "May contain nuts" It should be a sign on their headquarters building.

dallas1995	Sep 18 @ 7:27PM
	if I were to have no nuts in my life... I would have one less enjoyable... thing to snack on...

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