I've been back on MD for about two weeks now. I urge people to get to know me by reading my blog, taking my tests, etc. Especially potential suitors. I've approached a couple of nice ladies here in the Las Vegas area, with my best foot forward, only to never hear from them after a few short exchanges. Something tells me my blogs are scaring away the ladies. I do come off as a know-it-all, mean, and skeptical prick, which is what I am in real life, but I'm never gonna get a date by projecting that image. So, I've decided all politically scathing, and mean spirited attacking will be confined to my blog at Blogspot, and I'll just whistle a happy tune or, at worst, do my best rendition of "Singing In The Rain", (Gene Kelly, not Malcolm McDowell), on here.
So how about that crazy smiley face thingy. Don't ya wish you had invented that? What ever happened to those "Baby On Board" things you used to see on people's cars?
Uh...let's see...what else can we talk about? I like that show "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch", even though the cat gets all the good lines. The two aunts are sorta foxy, even the chubby one. I'd like to bang the hell....oops....not appropriate....
Okaaaayyyyyy....I guess this is my last blog on here....I mean without my righteous indignation...I don't have much to say......Maybe I can cultivate some sort of new age attitude where I lecture eveyone on how to achieve enlightenment....nah...sounds boring....eeehhhh.....If ya can't say something positive......hmmmm.
How about that Nancy Grace? She has nice hair, right? That stupid freekin' witch douchebag. She makes a living out of other people's misery. I'd like to take a cement block and.......oh oh...no...scratch that.....well, it's been nice. If ya wanna get to know me, just ask me what ya want, ok? 
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