Too OLD for dating ... posted 9/16/2008 5:42:18 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: truth, joke

street

At IHOP every morning checking out server's ..In bed before supper .
Hoping to marry young , Finding date with grimm reaper next in line .
Looking out driveway at ride from the 80's ,,It's now an antique , you wondering ' I may be rusty too but I still have the move's !
Talking about going to club's ,,,You practice your move's and rip your ployester suit
Once at the club ,,,2 drinks ,,Your toast !
Asking girl to dance at club ,,,Manager called 911 ,,Thought someone old was having a sizure on the dance floor ,while you were thying to do some form of breakdance .
Tell the young punk's in the restroom , When I was young ,,I could do it all ,,,
Home in bed at 10:20pm ,,,THE END !

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