Frank was walking down the street and saw his friend Joe coming towards him. Joe happened to be a hair-lipped fella. As they come closer the Frank says ‘Hey Joe, how you doing?’
Joe the hair-lipped fella says ‘I’m mwot doin so good Fwank. I’m sooo pithed offa’.
Well Frank said ‘What happened, why are you so pissed Joe?’
Joe says ‘well you member that purdy girl Sue that I mwerked mwith? I’m sooo pithed offa!’ Frank says ‘yes Joe, I remember her well. She was very pretty. What did she do to piss you off so much?’
‘Mwell, Fwank, she invited me to her apwartment the other day. When we got to her apwartment, she stwarted takin off all of her clothes. Then, she stwarted takin off all of my clothes. Then she jerked me onto her bed and stwarted mwakin wild pwassionate love to me Fwank. Oh I’m soo pithed offa, Fwank.’
Frank looked Joe up and down and says ‘Joe, that sounds like a dream come true. Why does that make you so pissed off?’ Mwell Fwank, while she was mwakin wild pwassionate love to me a knock on the door and she says ‘Oh my Gosh, that’s my husband home early and he said if this happened again, he would kill the fella that he caught with me. You gotta hide quick’.
Frank says ‘well Joe, that would piss me off bad, too. I don’t blame you.’ Joe said ‘but that’s not what pithed me offa so mwuch Fwank’. Frank said ‘Well, what pissed you off so much Joe’.
Mwell, I couldn’t get under the bed and she said he would look in the closet first so I cwouldn’t hide in there. So, I cwawled out the window and was hangin there nekkid by my fwinger tips, Fwank. I’m so pithed offa Fwank’,
Frank says ‘well Joe, I don’t blame ya, that would piss me off too Joe’. ‘That’s not what is pithin me offa Fwank’. Frank said ‘well Joe what is it that pissed you off so much?’
Mwell, I was a hangin there nekkid by my fwinger tips and her husband check under the bed and I wasn’t under there, then he looked in the closet and I wasn’t there, then he looked out on the ledge of the window and there I was hangin there nekkid, by my fwinger tips Fwank and he stwarted stompin on my fwingers. I’m so pithed offa Fwank’.
‘Good grief Joe, I would be really pissed if that happened to me too’. Joe says ‘That’s not what is pithin me offa Fwank’. ‘Well, what is pissin you off so much Joe’. Joe says ‘Mwell I was a hangin there nekkid by my fwinger tips Fwank and when I didn’t fall off the ledge when he stomped my fwingers, he pulls his thing out and he starts peein all over my head Fwank. I’m so pithed offa Fwank’. ‘Well Joe, that would really piss me off too’. ‘But that’s not what is pithin me offa Fwank.
Well, Frank says ‘my goodness Joe, that would be horrible, but what is pissin you off so much?’.
Mwell Fwank, after he stomped my fwingers and I didn’t fall from that ledge and he pee’d all over my head, I looked down twyin to look for a way to get away fwom him. What’s weally pithed me offa Fwank is that when I looked down, my feet were only 6 inches offa the ground!!! I’m soooo pithed offa Fwank!’ 
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