Garfield on the oil crisis posted 9/17/2008 4:32:14 PM | 5 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: oil

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Garfield on the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came
To have an oil shortage here in our country.


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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our DIPSTICKS Are located in



Washington, DC !!!
Any questions ???
NO? I didn't think so.

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