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Know what's sad?

posted 9/17/2008 6:46:19 PM |

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Jalon

When you're mowing the lawn and spot two praying mantises on your fence...mating...and you think, "Damn! Why can't I have some of that?"

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Comments:

roscoe1955	Sep 17 @ 6:53PM
	no but now that mention it yesssssssssssssssssss

PsychoMagnet	Sep 17 @ 7:01PM
	I know it all too well . . .

wolfmist	Sep 17 @ 7:02PM
	um.. yuck, bug sex. I think I'd prefer a human! LOL

VaPeppermintPatti	Sep 17 @ 9:11PM
	Just remember that prior to mating the female Mantis will rip off the male's head and as a finale she will devour what is left of him in a post coitus meal. So, do you really want some of that

Slohand_47	Sep 17 @ 9:19PM
	I thought you were going to remark it was sad how he was about to get his head bit off. (reminds me of my ex) It also reminds me of a joke....... but I'll behave myself.

odette555	Sep 17 @ 10:27PM
	^^^^ LMAO!!!!!

dallas1995	Sep 17 @ 11:30PM
	^^^^

Always_Striving	Sep 18 @ 12:02AM
	If you want a praying mantis the best way to get one is to use a butterfly net. What is really racking my brain is why you want one or some of them. Alternative for grasshopper pie? Play toys for your kitties? College science project?

ColdinWisconsin	Sep 18 @ 7:59AM
	Yeah...coffee on my keyboard. I hope your happy now.

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